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Why I'm excited for the ROBOT REVOLUTION

Started by Cramulus, May 17, 2007, 04:48:00 PM

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Cramulus

#30
October 30, 2009, 06:13:50 PM

Cramulus

#32
January 25, 2012, 05:36:15 PM
Old School Bump

P3nT4gR4m

#33
January 25, 2012, 08:22:18 PM
Someone really ought to get the ball rolling by attaching a fleshlight to Asimo.

fucking thing already walks like it's been raped by a horse

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

#34
January 25, 2012, 11:17:50 PM
I want one.








SHUT UP!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
January 26, 2012, 12:47:19 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
January 27, 2012, 02:02:12 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#37
January 27, 2012, 09:39:17 AM
I'd hit it  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

MMIX

#38
January 27, 2012, 11:15:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 26, 2012, 12:47:19 AM
I'm not really ok with this, Cram. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E&feature=related

But his bro rocks . . . Pope Joey Chaos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLOxxugBHT4

blessed are the AI makers or something

"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Triple Zero

#39
January 27, 2012, 02:53:02 PM
Speaking of ROBOTS, I was cleaning out my home folder this morning, and I keep all sorts of tiny text files floating around, written when I have some brilliant idea, but either are too tired or short on time to do something with it, or am not in a proper mindset to properly assess their level of brilliance (there were a few occasions when I posted things of such brilliance it exploded all your inferior little minds and I had to reset time for a bit--you probably don't remember, with time being reset and all--but I try not to do that too much because of jet-lag1).

1 it's not quite as bad as a jet-lag, because it's one-way and you don't actually have to go through it again on the way back, but it's still inconvenient especially in the winter when you don't get as much daylight anyway.


Anyway, and then I found this, and decided it's probably safe to share:

You are currently in the PD.com demi-aneristic and wholly authentic Ferret-bowl
Bureau of Registration. Please fill out our formal application with applicable
frivolities.

However. You're going to have to prove to us that you're not a robot. You
thought cabbages were bad? Robots are worse. If you're a cabbage, please go
away. But if you're a robot, fuck off!!

So here's the deal. Step one, authentication. Below you see three
pictures, please select the authentic Kate.

[kate]   [cat]    [man with moustache]    [ferret bowl]    [etc]

Thanks. Step two, electronic eschatonic distaste. Below, from the word
cloud below, select the three terms most distasteful to robots, below:

[word cloud]

Allright! Now


There's just one thing that's puzzling me, I'm fairly sure that's me that wrote it because of some of the wordings, but what in fuck's name is a ferret bowl ??
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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