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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2007, 01:12:26 am »
CafeOppress have no intention of reinstating our shirts, the battle is lost, friends, but the war goes on...
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2007, 04:33:08 am »
I assume you have back-ups of all the shirt designs?

ECH,
would be willing to open a cafe press account for you
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2007, 03:46:58 pm »
Oh hell yeah I've got backups. ;) I really appreciate the offer ECH, but I'm hoping to be in negotiations with a couple of shirt providers soon. Fuck CafePress, they'll just delete them as soon as they see them up there.
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2007, 04:27:57 pm »
A'ight then. Be sure to post a link over here when you've got a new and hopefully more reasonable supplier set up.
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2007, 07:18:15 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2007, 08:50:57 pm »
a Drano enema.
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2007, 05:14:40 pm »


http://www.cafepress.com/payattentionau

NOTE: We've just been banned by CafePress: http://www.poee.co.uk/web/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=217
I WANT THAT ONE SOOOO BADLY NOW. TOO BAD THAT EVEN IF CAFE PRESS DIDN'T CARE, I DON'T SPEND MONEY ON THE INTERNUTS CUS I WEAR TIN FOIL HAT ONLINE.
STILL WANT THOUGH.
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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2007, 05:20:23 pm »
Click this shit

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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2007, 11:59:49 pm »
Step 1: Create one 'Not Paying Attention Shirt'

Step 2: Send to famous musician type. (Thom Yorke of Radiohead might be a good choice given the 'not paying attention' lyric of his)

Step 3: Enjoy media furore

Step 4: Strike up a deal with whatever enterprising company that wishes to mass-market shirt in the name of 'freedom of speech'. (Of course, they're lying...they just want to print your shirt because it's cool)

Step 5: Collect large cheque(s)

Step 6: Lulz
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2007, 07:10:17 am »
Step 1: Create one 'Not Paying Attention Shirt'

Step 2: Send to famous musician type. (Thom Yorke of Radiohead might be a good choice given the 'not paying attention' lyric of his)

Step 3: Enjoy media furore

Step 4: Strike up a deal with whatever enterprising company that wishes to mass-market shirt in the name of 'freedom of speech'. (Of course, they're lying...they just want to print your shirt because it's cool)

Step 5: Collect large cheque(s)

Step 6: whiskey and strippers

fixed that for ya
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2007, 04:02:40 pm »
I think 'LULZ' implies 'whisky and strippers' without saying 'whisky and strippers.' ;)
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2007, 04:35:54 pm »
You could be right but I prefer my strippers to be explicit rather than implicit.

Dunno about whiskey.
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Re: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2007, 06:20:03 pm »
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

 :lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2007, 06:41:45 pm »
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

 :lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?

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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2007, 06:49:40 pm »
frickin' discordians.

you're debating over the 6th point of my list.

 :lol:

Syn' - but otherwise it's a sound plan?

Just a pariah fuckin with the ssookn m'lud

GO TO YOUR ROOM!  :wink:
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