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Started by LMNO, May 24, 2007, 01:41:05 PM

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LMNO

F?ºr P?ºrse: A Biography.

With a repertoire stretching back to 1969, F?ºr P?ºrse aims to bring back the spirit and sound of Punk Rock, from the originators to the later generations.  Faced with the prospect of writing songs that sounded like the music they grew up with and loved, they decided to take the more honest route, and actually play the songs that inspired them in the first place. 

A partial list of bands covered by F?ºr P?ºrse:
Black Flag, Misfits, Buzzcocks, Public Image Limited, Replacements, H?ºsker D?º, The Cure, Ramones, Operation Ivy, The Briefs, Magazine, The Runaways, The Pixies, Sub Humans, Supersuckers, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stooges.

Personnel:

GREGORY PECKER, This Guitar:  Brings the Live Free or Die mentality from his years spent in the granite quarries of New Hampshire.  Clearly the most attractive one in the band, Gregory currently spends his days alphabetizing his collection of hearts he has broken.

THUNDERCOCK JOHNSON, That Guitar:  Growing up as a sharecropper in Georgia, Thundercock couldn,Äôt afford a guitar pick, and learned how to sharpen his index finger into a six-string shredding weapon.  Currently under surveillance by the national Security Agency, he is only allowed limited access to public transportation.

DAME ASHBURNHAM, Vocals:  Somewhere in central Massachusetts, a throat was born.  No one knew what planets aligned that day, safe to say it was a configuration like no other.  While its true she has beat Danzig in an arm wrestling match (best 2 out of 3), she is even better known for her 2003 translation of The Iliad, which contains the only correct translation of the epithet of Zeus, ,Äúpetty bastard wanker who owes me twenty bucks.,Äù

PHYLLIS KILLER, Bass:  Straight from Miss Splinter,Äôs School for Troubled Girls, Phyllis holds the record for heart attacks induced via bass cabinet (seven).  She was asked to resign from a promising career as an astronaut when she definitively proved that in space, you can actually hear someone scream.  She was acquitted due to a lack of evidence.

CURBJOB, Drums:  The less said about him, the better.

P3nT4gR4m

"GREGORY PECKER" sounds suspiciously similar to a zappa song

just saying

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO


Cramulus

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2007, 01:41:05 PMGregory currently spends his days alphabetizing his collection of hearts he has broken.
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THUNDERCOCK JOHNSON, That Guitar:  Growing up as a sharecropper in Georgia, Thundercock couldn,Äôt afford a guitar pick, and learned how to sharpen his index finger into a six-string shredding weapon.  Currently under surveillance by the national Security Agency, he is only allowed limited access to public transportation.

:lulz:

LMNO

and it's ALL TRUE.

Darth Cupcake

Nice list of motivational bands there.

Any Bad Religion to be showing up?
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

What Pixies songs do you guys cover?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 24, 2007, 05:27:47 PM
Nice list of motivational bands there.

Any Bad Religion to be showing up?

Dunno.  You got a request?


Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 24, 2007, 05:29:19 PM
What Pixies songs do you guys cover?

"Debaser".




Oh, and we just learned Minor Threat's "Betray".

It's so much fun to play Minor Threat when everyone in the band's been drinking.

hunter s.durden

You showed the new songs you learned a few months ago.
Now you need to post the entire list.

That way everyone can say "You should do..."

Also 000 can learn what good American music is.
This space for rent.

LMNO

Suspect Device - Stiff little Fingers
I Got A Right ,Äì The Stooges
Havana Affair ,Äì Ramones
Boys Don,Äôt Cry ,Äì The Cure
Last Caress ,Äì Misfits
Surrender ,Äì Cheap Trick
You Say You Don,Äôt Love Me ,Äì Buzzcocks
Cherry Bomb ,Äì Runaways
Police on my Back ,Äì Clash
Shot By Both Sides ,Äì Magazine
Knowledge ,Äì Operation Ivy
Religious Wars ,Äì Subhumans
New Shoes ,Äì Briefs
Debaser ,Äì Pixies
Black Coffee ,Äì Black Flag
Newest Industry ,Äì Husker Du
Public Image ,Äì Public Image Limited
Betray ,Äì Minor Threat
Waiting Room ,Äì Fugazi
Tooling For Anus ,Äì Meatmen
A Good Night for my Drinking ,Äì Supersuckers
Art School - The Jam
Can't Hardly Wait - Replacements
Personality Crisis - New York Dolls

Darth Cupcake

Bad Religion is so full of win... Some of my favorite of their songs would be "I Wanna Conquer the World," "The Answer," "Flat Earth Society"... Yeah. Lots of good songs.

That is a rather excellent song list, I have to say. [insert golf clap]
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2007, 01:41:05 PM

THUNDERCOCK JOHNSON, That Guitar:  Growing up as a sharecropper in Georgia, Thundercock couldn’t afford a guitar pick, and learned how to sharpen his index finger into a six-string shredding weapon.  Currently under surveillance by the national Security Agency, he is only allowed limited access to public transportation.


I didn't even know I was in your band. Good thing I know alot of the set list.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

We're currently learning "Touch Me I'm Sick" by Mudhoney, and "Bloodstains" by Agent Orange.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 25, 2007, 01:48:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2007, 01:41:05 PM

THUNDERCOCK JOHNSON, That Guitar:  Growing up as a sharecropper in Georgia, Thundercock couldn,Äôt afford a guitar pick, and learned how to sharpen his index finger into a six-string shredding weapon.  Currently under surveillance by the national Security Agency, he is only allowed limited access to public transportation.


I didn't even know I was in your band. Good thing I know alot of the set list.
:lulz:

the dreadful hours

set list needs more haunted garage

Cramulus

set list needs more "I wanna be a Hulkamaniac" by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band



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