Thinking outside the B.I.P.;;;

[LMNO]

Fuck you, I'm gonna genetically re-engineer my DNA and make my BIP so fucking flimsy an elephant could fit up my ass!

Fixxxored.

[AFK]

I think too many people are hooked into a false idea of freedom.

They think, "Oh, I am enlightened!  I can do whatever I want, with no consequence!  I accept no chains!  I am FREE!"

And then they try to fly by jumping off a roof, and find two things:

1. Gravity is indeed a pretty strong fucking chain.
2. Emergency rooms are costing quite a bit more, these days.

It gets even more interesting when they find that false idea of freedom at the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels.  

Poor Bill, he wasn't Superman after all.  

[Jenne]

Finally!

A correct and proper use of the Barstool!

*whack*  What did you say?

[Jenne]

Yeah but, breaking out of the Discordian/Grayfacian prison is like destroying planet Saturn.  Nearly unpossible, and to what avail?

Exactly.  It's a construct, a way to think about how you are locked into place.  It's a realization and a way to think about that realization.

That's about it.

[Jasper]

Building a better BIP is like building a better mousetrap.  You don't really need to, you'd just like to.

The more functionally enlightened are not granted impunity, they take it with intrepid, calculated disregard for institutional controls.

[Triple Zero]

It gets even more interesting when they find that false idea of freedom at the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels.  

Poor Bill, he wasn't Superman after all.  

see i know a joke about this. but i can't tell it anymore because that there was kinda the punchline.

[AFK]

It gets even more interesting when they find that false idea of freedom at the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels.  

Poor Bill, he wasn't Superman after all.  

see i know a joke about this. but i can't tell it anymore because that there was kinda the punchline.

That's never stopped me.   

ps.  oh by the way, that was a true story.  this fraternity dope named Bill actually thought he could fly after downing various chemicals.  I don't think Superman ever had to wear a body cast. 

[Triple Zero]

ok short version:

- two guys in a bar somewhere up a high building
- one says "if a drink this special cocktail i can jump out the window and fly back up"
- other says "no way"
- one demonstrates that after drinking the cocktail he can, indeed, jump out of the window and fly back up.
- other guy is amazed, tries out the same cocktail, jumps out of the window and falls to his death
- barman says "superman you're such an asshole when you're drunk."

[P3nT4gR4m]

ok short version:

- two guys in a bar somewhere up a high building
- one says "if a drink this special cocktail i can jump out the window and fly back up"
- other says "no way"
- one demonstrates that after drinking the cocktail he can, indeed, jump out of the window and fly back up.
- other guy is amazed, tries out the same cocktail, jumps out of the window and falls to his death
- barman says "superman you're such an asshole when you're drunk."

And the award for the oldest joke evar told goes to the zilchmeister!

[Triple Zero]

but it's a good joke right

also, oldest joke would be:

Caveman GRuNK slouches around in the red rock district,
spots Cavewoman HGKaG, bangs on a rock and growls
  "URR H GGG" [How much is this going to cost me, my kind lady?]
to which Cavewoman HGKaG replies
  "AGG GRLfbGRR RUKKKRrr IG IG" [One ox, or a beer-skin and a goat]
and says Caveman GRuNK
  "OOGRGR BR KT RHMG" [That's not expensive for a piece of red granite this size]

[P3nT4gR4m]

but it's a good joke right

Fkin classic.

Oldest I'll touch is circa 1970's:

Q) What do you call a bald camera?

A) Kojak instamatic!

[Shit]

I don't think Superman ever had to wear a body cast. 

Not 'till he was paralyzed for life he didn't.  Why can't Superman fly anymore? Because, he's a Kryptonite (he's a crypt tonight)!

[LMNO]

Another scientific proof:

Superman = can't ride a horse.

Big, Gay Cowboy = CAN ride a horse (and sometimes goes bareback, nudge nudge).

Therefore,

Superman < Big, Gay Cowboys.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Another scientific proof:

Superman = can't ride a horse.

You have evidence to back this up I suppose?

[Triple Zero]

at the very least he could just like, float slightly above the horse, pretending to be riding it

also, if superman were to wear a cowboy hat, wouldn't

big gay cowboy in spandex > big gay cowboy

?