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Started by Fuzzymike, May 30, 2007, 10:44:57 PM

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Cramulus

Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 04:31:31 PM
Quote5)What does being a discordian mean?

That's easy, just break it apart:

Disco/Dia, or god. We're disco gods. Srsly. You should see Hunter and Cram bust some moves.


IT'S TRUE


LMNO

Suu, you're missing an "r".

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Quote from: Discord on May 31, 2007, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: Fuzzymike on May 30, 2007, 10:44:57 PM
I really am not stupid

I am 30 yrs old so have a pretty decent amount of life experience to draw on

These two sentences make you an asshole.
Just sayin'

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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 31, 2007, 04:35:30 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 04:31:31 PM
Quote5)What does being a discordian mean?

That's easy, just break it apart:

Disco/Dia, or god. We're disco gods. Srsly. You should see Hunter and Cram bust some moves.


IT'S TRUE



I just shat myself.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on May 31, 2007, 04:42:20 PM
Suu, you're missing an "r".

I just broke down the word's routes. Like they teach you in high school Latin.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 31, 2007, 04:42:20 PM
Suu, you're missing an "r".

I just broke down the word's routes. Like they teach you in high school Latin.

You mean Route 66 and the Highway to Hell?

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on May 31, 2007, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 31, 2007, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 31, 2007, 04:42:20 PM
Suu, you're missing an "r".

I just broke down the word's routes. Like they teach you in high school Latin.

You mean Route 66 and the Highway to Hell?

Exactly.

...That and my inability to use the correct word.  :argh!:

Need moar caffeine.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

I was surprised you used the lesser known one.

Suu

Root, Route, Rout...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shit

Cram's our discotech.


Quote from: Fuzzymike on May 30, 2007, 10:44:57 PM
1)Why do people make bad decisions that they know are bad?

Because they're so stupid and evil that they don't know they're stupid and evil.

Quote2)In this age of 'enlightenment' why do people still hold to ideals and beliefs that serve no useful purpose?

Because they're so stupid and evil they don't know they're so stupid and evil that they don't know they're stupid and evil.

Quote3)Who said it was ok to claim to follow a specific belief and then act in the exact opposite of what that belief represents?

Stupid and evil schmucks and schmoes.

Quote4)What the fuck is a fnord? I have seen it referenced and warned against but not once have I seen it outlined as to what it is. How can one be wary of something if they don't know what it is?

Fnord seems to be a spiritual word placed directly after stupid and evil shit so as to subliminate it into unconsciousness.

Quote5)What does being a discordian mean? I have looked at it in the same light as the hippies of the 60's and thier 'freak outs', throwing a wrench into the status quo, stirring up the mix of society and seeing what kind of shit settles out, introducing something absurd into an otherwise 'normal' situation, and generally doing the unexpected or doing the opposite of the expected.

Discordians are stupid and evil to stupid and evil demon dopes, thereby being witty and kind.


So long, and thanks for all the shit.

hunter s.durden

Quote from: Fuzzymike on May 31, 2007, 02:58:04 PM
Are you reffering to signs and shit that say 'drink coke' till looked at through a special filter then they say 'obey, go back to sleep, etc'?
If so i think I get it. Psudo-subliminal control of the masses through distraction.

It's how I've come to understand them.
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Those say things other than "Fnord!"?

Fuzzymike

Quote from: Felix on May 31, 2007, 11:43:44 PM
Those say things other than "Fnord!"?
They do in the movie hunter was referencing.
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Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 01:47:18 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 31, 2007, 11:43:44 PM
Those say things other than "Fnord!"?
They do in the movie hunter was referencing.

Glad to see you back in public, sir.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.