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Hello, I am a Christian Discordian

Started by imposter, June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM

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Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian? Would Jehova be somehow like the character who smashes the barstool at those pretensious bastards? I wonder... Maybe some of you are Christians? I'm a n00b.

And on the subject of Christianity; added bonus, reminding you of Marjoe Gortner. I think maybe he was or is a Disco rdian? Even in his childhood days. Because he admits later that he never believed in God. Which make him kind of Discordian, but not a Christian Discordian. Still he continued preaching, acting like the Elvis of faith healing.

:lulz:

"Propane, propane,
time to start the flame,
Ricky ruined my fucking life, Julian,
so I just want a little
propane, propane,
propane, propane,
it's time to start the game..."

PopeTom

Most major world religions are tequila, Discorianism is like beer.

Basically Discordianism is the religion you drink from once you have had your fill of the major religions of the world.

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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If I didn't he'd shoot off my kneecaps.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

Now, now, Roger, they're not ALL used as food.





Some of them, he crushes into powder and snorts.
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PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.

HEY!  I have a soul.  It's just very small.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.

Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

If you want to be a real bastard you should go steal the price tag off her tomb stone.

HEY!  I have a soul.  It's just very small.

Well sell it and use the money to buy a crowbar, that price tag is attached to the tomb stone pretty damn good.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Idem


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#13
Ask this guy how to be a christian discordian.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
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Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:43:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 07, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: imposter on June 07, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian?

As his food.  Just like everyone else.


Which course are Discordians served as though?

We're the parsley on the side, that never gets eaten, and winds up in the garbage, slowly decomposing and...

...If Minnie Pearl could see into the darkness of my soul, she would DIE.

She's already dead, have you just admitted to killing Minnie Pearl?


Fuck yeah.  And I'd do it again.

Good for Roger, that old bag was the Amerikan head of Illuminati.
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