Jesus was a Discordian 100% proof inside.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

So was Jesus, apparently.

well...duh...have you seen his beard?

Friggin Hippies.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

So was Jesus, apparently.

well...duh...have you seen his beard?

Friggin Hippies.

from hugh, our residend hippophobe...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.

[Horab Fibslager]

Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.

personally i'm a girlaphiliac.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

just so long as you not pyrobovanecrophillics I'm fine...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.

[Lister]

Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.

Too bad the sex is so disappointing...
Better to use a burnt live cow, they still go *M00* at the appropriate time.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Nope. I am a Hippyphiliac if they are girls.

with beards?

[Malaul]

well of COURSE!!!!!
as if ::blonde voice::

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Well, burnt dead cow can taste good when barbecued...there is that.

Too bad the sex is so disappointing...
Better to use a burnt live cow, they still go *M00* at the appropriate time.

I'm greatly disturbed by the bunny...

[cockroachfactor]

TMI dude, TMI.








its a joke, see?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Praise the ammunition and please pass the goddess.

[Prince Tao Jones]

Jesus fucked with the clerics of his day and really pissed them off.

He hung out  with a wild bunch and hookers.

Didn't have much of a sense of humor apparently, close,  but took himself too seriously for discordianism though.

Still made quite a stir though, too bad what he said has setlled to the bottom of the barrel.

Time for another stir me thinks.

?¨And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change,?ñ?Æ


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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Jesus was a hippie communist freak!

[Rev Thwack]

Jesus is this mexian kid that smokes too much pot and grew up down the street from me. I think he's still in jail... I know he was arrested for stealing a car one night, getting completly trashed, then running into the back end of a station wagon killing a family of 5 that were on their way to Florida on vacation. The funny thing is, on a hunch I looked up their family and found out that they had a relative (brother of the father) who went nuts about two years before and shot at a bunch of people who were parking to go to one of the disney parks. I guess Florida is just not a good place for these people.