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The Eye of Argon

Started by Darth Cupcake, June 11, 2007, 08:51:41 PM

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June 11, 2007, 08:51:41 PM
THE EYE OF ARGON -- A sci-fi story SO BAD that it has become legend! A genius fellow MST3Ked it, and it is freaking hysterical. It brings the lulz, as it were.

http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/people/merritt/books/Eye_of_Argon.html

It is a freaking dead day at work, so I will be rereading it for the afternoon.

Do not drink too much while reading, because otherwise you will have the lamentable liquid+monitor situation.

-DC
Never gets tired of mocking bad sci-fi
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Lies

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June 12, 2007, 04:32:32 AM
LOL there's Ecordian's in it. The bastard child of Discordians and Concordians? lol.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

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June 12, 2007, 10:45:55 AM
ecordians = recycled, bleach free, green discordians
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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