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Started by LHX, July 05, 2007, 08:04:00 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

you forgot Al-Akshah-bin-Fukeet (ضارضار) - Prolific Guider of IEDs.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

P3nT4gR4m

Al-Go-splodey - the driver of car bombs
Al-Maka-Racket - The roarer of incomprehensible crap from the top of ziggurats
Al-Wer-sillyhatz - The bringer of turbans
Al-Ban-maekup - the hater of women

Fuck Allah - he's every bit the paedophile jesus was

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

Al-Is-One-Liekwhoa - is actually a mushroom.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LHX

Quote from: SillyCybin on July 15, 2007, 06:37:39 PM
Al-Go-splodey - the driver of car bombs
Al-Maka-Racket - The roarer of incomprehensible crap from the top of ziggurats
Al-Wer-sillyhatz - The bringer of turbans
Al-Ban-maekup - the hater of women

Fuck Allah - he's every bit the paedophile jesus was

you tell em


go try and flood the pacific while youre at it
neat hell

P3nT4gR4m

they wont listen - they're programmed not to

but they are programmed to get really ranty and mad when I mention it

who could resist that?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LHX

who is programmed not to?

listen to what?
neat hell

P3nT4gR4m

Who? Faithfools - Turbaniacs and Zombie flesh eaters especially

Listen to what? Listen to me dissing their imaginary friends


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LHX

i dont think the list in the OP is from conventional islam


you cant flip to page xyz in the koran and find a list of the big boy's attributes
neat hell

Cain

It may be in the Hadith.  Or possibly a Sufi thing.

LHX

from wikipedia:

QuoteOnce again, the Hadith about the names of God says:

    "Verily, there are ninety-nine names of God, one hundred minus one. He who enumerates them would get into Paradise."

        (Sahih Muslim, Vol. 4, no. 1410)



Cain on the money ITT
neat hell

Cain

To be honest though, it was not really that great a leap of faith.  Only the Koran and Hadith have near universal acceptance as core texts.