hay guys check out my fursona pic

[Thurnez Isa]

That's not true; going on the PD forums and posting about how poor I am is only one of the many services I don't pay for.

no your bf does

internet over food
smart guy
you picked a real winner there


now if your going to just call us names we heard in grade 7 and mention how our mothers suck dicks in hell please go to 4 chan and do it
because that schtick has been done before
and in terms of quality your attempt doesn't even make the top 100 list

[Kaienne]

Yeah, I'm breaking up with him. I just gotta find the right time to do it.

[Thurnez Isa]

poor? livin in a tent? hate consumer whores?

Get a job.

GET TO WORK!

he can't
cause in order to get a job he would have to stop dressing like something out of Tim Burton's wettest fantasy... and to even SUGGEST that would be stifling his concept of individuality

[Kaienne]

Yes.
Finally, you're right about something!

[Darth Cupcake]

 

I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming or both.

It's like my lollerskates have taken control and are sending me slamming into walls. It's great!

[LMNO]

I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming or both.

It's like my lollerskates have taken control and are sending me slamming into walls. It's great!

Some of us here call that "getting into The Zone".

[Darth Cupcake]

I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming or both.

It's like my lollerskates have taken control and are sending me slamming into walls. It's great!

Some of us here call that "getting into The Zone".

Unfortunately, my arrival in "The Zone" keeps getting delayed due to vector diagrams of engine components.

ALAS FOR I AM A CONSUMER WHORE AND CAPITALIST LACKEY, SO I CANNOT TRULY EVER BECOME ONE WITH THE ZONE!

[AFK]

That's alright.  You can come over and watch Star Wars on my shiny new HDTV.  It'll make you feel better.  Afterwards, we can go burn money. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That's alright.  You can come over and watch Star Wars on my shiny new HDTV.  It'll make you feel better.  Afterwards, we can go burn money. 

i like to roll my cigars made from the skin of third world country babies with money while sitting on my fuzzillion dollar yacht choking dolphins and crappin out the coach handbags i had for brunch.

.......or not.

[LMNO]

My kind of girl.

[B_M_W]

I like to buy clothing that fits well, is comfortable, and has a color scheme I can stand wearing. Cheap clothing is what I buy usually, because I'm cheap and have little cash. Sometimes I buy something more expensive simply because I saw it, I knew I really liked it, and I decided that I might as well buy it. I don't know anything about brands, nor would I ever care. Its price and looks for me; I'd buy it if I liked it and it was cheap whether it was whatever the "hippest" brand around or something someone sewed on their off day.

[Mangrove]

That's alright.  You can come over and watch Star Wars on my shiny new HDTV.  It'll make you feel better.  Afterwards, we can go burn money. 

i like to roll my cigars made from the skin of third world country babies with money while sitting on my fuzzillion dollar yacht choking dolphins and crappin out the coach handbags i had for brunch.
.......or not.

how odd. that's what i did yesterday.

ITT: Freakish coincidences.

[Frenzied Destruction]

Actually, today I poured a gallon of baked beans and pickles down a sewage drain,after post-post-supper im going to go masterbate in some dollar bills.I cant wait for tommorow--We're going to go to the bank and go swimming!

I'm less of a consumer whore and more of a consumer slut--you dont need to pay me, I'll jack off on fifties and the dreams of poor people for FREE!

[Mangrove]

Beggar: Excuse me. Have you got any spare change?

Mang's college buddy: I don't know if I've finished spending it yet.

[Frenzied Destruction]

Sometimes i dress up all poor and beg for money on the streets just so real poor people cant get it.

They carry diseases,you know.