What makes an ideal Discordian?

[Kaienne]

IMO ONLY

One who is quick to anger, quick to forgive, quick to the draw, quick to love, quick to fall out of love, quick to give up in lack of interest, quick to suddenly revive old strings of thought previously abandoned due to lack of interest, quick to eat fresh, quick to squick, quick to do nice things for random people for no good reason, quick to react in a witty fashion when a random people does a nice thing for no good reason, and quick to always consult his or her pineal gland, naturally.

Also someone very slow, calm, and serene.

[Triple Zero]

what does "consult your pineal gland" mean, when you use the phrase?

[faust]

[Cramulus]

[faust]

[Cramulus]

[AFK]

One Man Band FTW.  

I need to devise a rig like that.  

[Thurnez Isa]

One who is quick to anger, quick to forgive, quick to the draw, quick to love, quick to fall out of love, quick to give up in lack of interest, quick to suddenly revive old strings of thought previously abandoned due to lack of interest, quick to eat fresh, quick to squick, quick to do nice things for random people for no good reason, quick to react in a witty fashion when a random people does a nice thing for no good reason, and quick to always consult his or her pineal gland, naturally.

no one likes a minute man

[Payne]

Do not trivialise Safe For Work Posting

[Darth Cupcake]

[faust]

One who is quick to anger, quick to forgive, quick to the draw, quick to love, quick to fall out of love, quick to give up in lack of interest, quick to suddenly revive old strings of thought previously abandoned due to lack of interest, quick to eat fresh, quick to squick, quick to do nice things for random people for no good reason, quick to react in a witty fashion when a random people does a nice thing for no good reason, and quick to always consult his or her pineal gland, naturally.

no one likes a minute man

[Darth Cupcake]

Having school spirit sucked.

-DC
Did not have school spirit. Dated one UMass kid, and he was in fact a minuteman. Fucking hell.

[Kaienne]

what does "consult your pineal gland" mean, when you use the phrase?

Unlock, through deep meditation [what constitutes meditation may very from individual to individual], your body's natural capability of producing dimethyltryptamine.

[the dreadful hours]

careful with that

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

what does "consult your pineal gland" mean, when you use the phrase?

Unlock, through deep meditation [what constitutes meditation may very from individual to individual], your body's natural capability of producing dimethyltryptamine.

I don't think there's actual evidence that DMT exists in the pineal gland... I think that appears only in Strassman's book "DMT: The Spirit Molecule" as a theory (Even then there's some question as to how it might be released).

I personally find it easier to grind up some root bark, do an extraction and smoke my DMT directly.