RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[AFK]

An Etch-A-Sketch was hanging out in a club.
A Lite-Brite and an Easy Bake oven come and sit next to him.
They lay out a few hits of Cocaine on the table.
The Etch-A-Sketch becomes visibly disturbed.
"What the hell guys!  You know I can only do one continuous line!"

[Cramulus]

An Etch-A-Sketch was hanging out in a club.
A Lite-Brite and an Easy Bake oven come and sit next to him.
They lay out a few hits of Cocaine on the table.
The Etch-A-Sketch becomes visibly disturbed.
"What the hell guys!  You know I can only do one continuous line!"

[Shinigami715]

Try the veal!

This was the only thing in this thread that made me laugh. And i laughed HARD.

[Suu]

Why? Are you a vegetarian?

[Cain]

No, Stormcrow is really Andrew W. K.  Not only does he "PARTY HARD!" he laughs hard too.

I LAUGHED HARD!
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[LMNO]

 

[AFK]

Try the veal!

This was the only thing in this thread that made me laugh. And i laughed HARD.

I think someone needs to let a little sunshine in. 

[AFK]

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"

[AFK]

Why are cones such awful tennis players?

Because they have soft serves. 

[Cramulus]

Why are cones such awful tennis players?

Because they have soft serves. 

CONES LOL

[AFK]

The sheep approached the Farmer with Shear Terror.

[AFK]

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a blender. 



What's green, has six legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table. 

[Triple Zero]

what is white and lethal when ingested?

a refridgerator

[AFK]

bump, per request.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlespags!

So, have you heard about how George W. Bush gave up golf for the troops.
Yeah, he says he felt bad and didn't want some Mom, after losing her son in a battle, see the Commander of Chief hitting a round of Golf.

Of course, I think he just wanted to be able to prove that there was at least one sand trap he could get out of.

[Suu]