RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[AFK]

Wow, what a wonderful audience. 
It's nice to be in front of such a great group of people. 
Which reminds me I can't wait to get the hell out of here. 

So, yesterday was a pretty rough day.
I went to the hair salon to get a trim.
The lady who was cutting my hair seemed to have some personal issues.
At one point she yelled out, "I hate myself and I want to dye."
It was a pretty hairy situation.

After I left there I went to get some coffee.
I was about to go in when this bum named Joe stopped me.
He asked me for some change so I gave him a buck.
He in turn handed me a cup of urine. 
I suppose the bright side is that's the cheapest Cup of Joe you can get. 

[LMNO]

BOOOOO!

[AFK]

Tomato, Tomato.
Let's call the whole thing off.
Or at least put it on hold.
We can ketchup later. 

[hunter s.durden]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

[Triple Zero]

i guess she found that beets have more accurate aim and do more damage than tomatoes

[AFK]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

[AFK]

i guess she found that beets have more accurate aim and do more damage than tomatoes

Sometimes she just follows me around the house with a bunch of Celery. 

[Triple Zero]

i guess she found that beets have more accurate aim and do more damage than tomatoes

Sometimes she just follows me around the house with a bunch of Celery. 

but only on payday, i presume?

[LMNO]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

[Richter]

i guess she found that beets have more accurate aim and do more damage than tomatoes

Sometimes she just follows me around the house with a bunch of Celery. 

Lettuce return to the OP, we've bean away from it long enough.

[AFK]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

[AFK]

i guess she found that beets have more accurate aim and do more damage than tomatoes

Sometimes she just follows me around the house with a bunch of Celery. 

but only on payday, i presume?

Yep, coincidentally, that's also Pizza day.

[Suu]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

No. I got it too.

[AFK]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

No. I got it too.

Sometimes she goes overboard.  Apparently she's a Dream Theatre fan. 

[Suu]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

No. I got it too.

Sometimes she goes overboard.  Apparently she's a Dream Theatre fan. 

Overboard enough that she throws veggies at you in Arabic 9/8s, eh?