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Re: RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2007, 02:18:15 pm »
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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2007, 02:43:49 pm »
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Re: RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2007, 03:29:36 pm »
Well, I drank a little last night.  But I'm not hungover.  And I don't feel funnier.  In fact, I can't think of anything funny to say at all. 

did you do it to test out the theory? [in which case, you're doing it wrong you should drunk A LOT]

or just happened to drink a little.
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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2007, 03:42:44 pm »
No, I ordered high-speed internet, I figured I was all grown up now and my internets should be too. 
I got the self-install kit.
Let's just say, after going through all of that I needed a drink or two. 
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« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2007, 09:23:03 pm »
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« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2007, 09:56:44 pm »
i think it's the combination of still having a slight buzz, some sickness and the cold hard sadism that comes naturally from feeling like that.

yes.

I work retail and on days I go to work hungover, I am funnier. but not on the internets.

I always thought it had to do with not caring enough to say the first thing on your mind and worry about the consequences later.

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« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2007, 10:50:03 pm »
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« Reply #67 on: September 13, 2007, 08:51:00 pm »
Wow, it's that good?
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« Reply #68 on: September 13, 2007, 08:51:47 pm »
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« Reply #69 on: September 13, 2007, 08:53:49 pm »
ofuk, now I need to go start drinking. 
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Re: RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy
« Reply #70 on: September 14, 2007, 02:11:13 pm »
i think it's the combination of still having a slight buzz, some sickness and the cold hard sadism that comes naturally from feeling like that.

yes.

I work retail and on days I go to work hungover, I am funnier. but not on the internets.

I always thought it had to do with not caring enough to say the first thing on your mind and worry about the consequences later.

this is probably because on the internets when hungover you probably don't even care enough to type it up.
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« Reply #71 on: November 14, 2007, 05:16:14 pm »
What a wonderful audience, good to see all of you.

So, I was watching the History channel the other day.
They had a fascinating program on King Arthur and his Round Table crew.
Apparently, there is a legend that Sir Lancelot was running an underground Moonshine operation.
The story goes that King Arthur caught wind of it and had his men destroy the equipment.
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« Reply #72 on: November 14, 2007, 06:06:29 pm »
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« Reply #73 on: November 14, 2007, 06:08:59 pm »
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Re: RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy
« Reply #74 on: November 14, 2007, 06:25:41 pm »
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he asked if I had a medical plan
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