RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[AFK]

I walked into the bar last night.
Boy, did that smart!
Anyhow, I yelled out "Gin!"
Someone replied, "No dumbass, we're playing Black Jack!"

[Suu]

 

He's here all week, folks! Try the veal!

[Triple Zero]

Well, I drank a little last night.  But I'm not hungover.  And I don't feel funnier.  In fact, I can't think of anything funny to say at all. 

did you do it to test out the theory? [in which case, you're doing it wrong you should drunk A LOT]

or just happened to drink a little.

[AFK]

No, I ordered high-speed internet, I figured I was all grown up now and my internets should be too. 
I got the self-install kit.
Let's just say, after going through all of that I needed a drink or two. 

[AFK]

Pessimistic German:  A Stitch in Time Saves Nein!

[Penumbral]

i think it's the combination of still having a slight buzz, some sickness and the cold hard sadism that comes naturally from feeling like that.

yes.

I work retail and on days I go to work hungover, I am funnier. but not on the internets.

I always thought it had to do with not caring enough to say the first thing on your mind and worry about the consequences later.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This thread is like a meat grinder disguised as a fleshlight.

[AFK]

Wow, it's that good?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Wow, it's that good?

decidedly not.

[AFK]

ofuk, now I need to go start drinking. 

[Triple Zero]

i think it's the combination of still having a slight buzz, some sickness and the cold hard sadism that comes naturally from feeling like that.

yes.

I work retail and on days I go to work hungover, I am funnier. but not on the internets.

I always thought it had to do with not caring enough to say the first thing on your mind and worry about the consequences later.

this is probably because on the internets when hungover you probably don't even care enough to type it up.

[AFK]

What a wonderful audience, good to see all of you.

So, I was watching the History channel the other day.
They had a fascinating program on King Arthur and his Round Table crew.
Apparently, there is a legend that Sir Lancelot was running an underground Moonshine operation.
The story goes that King Arthur caught wind of it and had his men destroy the equipment.
Yes, that's right, they broke the Still of the Knight. 

[Suu]

>>;

[AFK]

[P3nT4gR4m]

I phoned up a witch doctor
I told him about this sick witch I wanted him to see
he asked if I had a medical plan
I said "phoning you was as far ahead as I'd thought"
he asked if I needed cover
I told him no, I'd brave it out in the open