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Started by AFK, July 12, 2007, 02:10:54 PM

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#75
November 14, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
An Etch-A-Sketch was hanging out in a club.
A Lite-Brite and an Easy Bake oven come and sit next to him.
They lay out a few hits of Cocaine on the table.
The Etch-A-Sketch becomes visibly disturbed.
"What the hell guys!  You know I can only do one continuous line!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#76
November 14, 2007, 07:05:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 14, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
An Etch-A-Sketch was hanging out in a club.
A Lite-Brite and an Easy Bake oven come and sit next to him.
They lay out a few hits of Cocaine on the table.
The Etch-A-Sketch becomes visibly disturbed.
"What the hell guys!  You know I can only do one continuous line!"

Shinigami715

#77
November 15, 2007, 01:10:33 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on July 13, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
Try the veal!


This was the only thing in this thread that made me laugh. And i laughed HARD.

Suu

#78
November 15, 2007, 01:51:03 AM
Why? Are you a vegetarian?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#79
November 15, 2007, 01:55:15 AM
No, Stormcrow is really Andrew W. K.  Not only does he "PARTY HARD!" he laughs hard too.

I LAUGHED HARD!
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LMNO

#80
November 15, 2007, 01:31:46 PM
 :lulz:

AFK

#81
November 15, 2007, 01:38:22 PM
Quote from: Shinigami715 on November 15, 2007, 01:10:33 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on July 13, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
Try the veal!


This was the only thing in this thread that made me laugh. And i laughed HARD.



I think someone needs to let a little sunshine in. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#82
November 15, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#83
November 29, 2007, 04:55:52 PM
Why are cones such awful tennis players?

Because they have soft serves. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#84
November 29, 2007, 06:18:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2007, 04:55:52 PM
Why are cones such awful tennis players?

Because they have soft serves. 

CONES LOL

AFK

#85
November 29, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
The sheep approached the Farmer with Shear Terror.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#86
December 19, 2007, 09:43:52 PM
How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a blender. 



What's green, has six legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#87
December 20, 2007, 02:25:51 PM
what is white and lethal when ingested?

a refridgerator
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#88
May 16, 2008, 07:40:29 PM
bump, per request.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlespags!

So, have you heard about how George W. Bush gave up golf for the troops.
Yeah, he says he felt bad and didn't want some Mom, after losing her son in a battle, see the Commander of Chief hitting a round of Golf.

Of course, I think he just wanted to be able to prove that there was at least one sand trap he could get out of.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#89
May 16, 2008, 08:06:36 PM
 :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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