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WAFFLE! TWID! GET YOUR WARTY ASSES IN HERE.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 04, 2013, 08:11:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 06:15:00 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 05, 2013, 02:11:15 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 05, 2013, 01:43:17 PM
UNUBIQUOTOUS GRATIFICATIONS UPON RECEIVING THIS LITERARY MEISTERWERK

SALUTATIONS TOWARD AND INQUISITION INTO THE STATUS OF THE PATTERNED MORNING GRAIN OFFERING.

VOMITOUS REPULTIONS TOWARDS THE FERMENTED GRAIL LIBATIONS AND QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION FACES ON THE TRUE MEANING
MODERATELY ENVIOUS AM I. MY PLIGHT IS ONE OF MONETARY INDEBTEDNESS PREVAILING UPON THE SUFFICIENCY TO PROCURE AQUEOUS SOLUTIONS DERIVED FROM THE ENYEASTMENT OF AUTOTROPHS.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 08:19:09 PM
QuoteNormal English: "Commuting to work"
Death Metal English: "TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT"

Normal English: "This bok choy isn't very good"
Death Metal English: "CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN"

Normal English: "I need to take a nap"
Death Metal English: "RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY"

Normal English: "Thanks for explaining the train schedule"
Death Metal English: "PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE"

Normal English: "You have to mow the lawn"
Death Metal English: "BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME"
:spittake:

Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 06, 2013, 01:18:04 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 08:19:09 PM
QuoteNormal English: "Commuting to work"
Death Metal English: "TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT"

Normal English: "This bok choy isn't very good"
Death Metal English: "CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN"

Normal English: "I need to take a nap"
Death Metal English: "RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY"

Normal English: "Thanks for explaining the train schedule"
Death Metal English: "PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE"

Normal English: "You have to mow the lawn"
Death Metal English: "BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME"
:spittake:

Vegan cooking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4

:lulz: This is lovely.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!

PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 11, 2013, 07:30:07 AM
OMG why did I come here in this tired state?
This shit is AMAZING!

PS- The guy in that video is a guy named Brian. He's a friend of mine. Lives a few neighborhoods over. He's super nice.
(except he doesn't drink. I don't fully trust people who don't drink)
His house is the most awesome metal shit you've ever seen.

Oh man, it's a small small small small world.

Doesn't drink? Vegan? Metal?

Is he STRAIGHT-EDGE?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."