I, personally, would gladly wear the Hogwarts uniform for Alan Rickman as Snape.

I try to avoid thinking about the little children-aged characters. I distract myself with the distinguished older men. Like Lucius, and Sirius. Tattoos on the chest? Yes plz!
As a side note, a story ftw from the bad_sex LiveJournal community I enjoy reading: girl is having sex with her boyfriend. He pulls out and, as he splooges on her back, yells "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"