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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2190 on: July 19, 2009, 08:24:58 am »
i assumed it was a pillow to prevent the bed from scratching up the walls
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2191 on: July 19, 2009, 08:34:51 am »




Do your worst, ya bastards.
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« Reply #2192 on: July 19, 2009, 08:41:09 am »
I can think of a lot of things to put in a pack like that on my bedstead and first aid isn't even near the top.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #2193 on: July 19, 2009, 08:45:14 am »
I can think of a lot of things to put in a pack like that on my bedstead and first aid isn't even near the top.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2194 on: July 19, 2009, 08:46:17 am »
Number one is pliers for emergency nipple-twisting.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2195 on: July 19, 2009, 08:47:18 am »
Number one is pliers for emergency nipple-twisting.

An eppie pen if you're getting it on old school.

Also, penicillin.  And lots of it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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« Reply #2196 on: July 19, 2009, 08:51:51 am »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2197 on: July 19, 2009, 08:54:51 am »
Also, penicillin. 
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2198 on: July 19, 2009, 09:20:16 am »
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2199 on: July 19, 2009, 10:40:52 am »
Modern country music suxx0rz!!!1!
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2200 on: July 19, 2009, 11:17:01 am »
oh and its been a long time since i was a teenager.

Like 6 months?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2201 on: July 19, 2009, 05:46:54 pm »
Dear TGRR,
   I like the glasses in the hutch behind you. they are nice.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2202 on: July 19, 2009, 06:03:17 pm »
oh and its been a long time since i was a teenager.

Like 6 months?

Flattery will get you everywhere. 

You know, people SAY that, but I find that brute force is a much more viable alternative, ESPECIALLY when flattery doesn't work.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2203 on: July 19, 2009, 07:49:15 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #2204 on: July 19, 2009, 09:42:08 pm »
*TGRR pics*

Do your worst, ya bastards.
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