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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Dr. Paes


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That was nerdilicious, on so many levels. :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Payne

Yes. His stock in WOMP is rising. He may have to be purged, so powerful will he become.

Cramulus


Sir Squid Diddimus

that was geek-tastic!

this show is much better now.

Cain

I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

Cain

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I think I am more afraid of Mr. Suus sister then I am of him...

:|

WTF is that supposed to mean?

what do you think it meant?

im just some random moronic small headed military member who said he is afraid of a civillian.

Marine? Only Marines would retort with that because they're told to repeat everything they say like fucking parrots.


OMGZ RLY!?!?!

Oh, and I should alert you to the fact that I'm not a civilian. I love it when fellow servicefolk think they're hotshots.

I'd like to add that more than a few members here are either military or ex-military.

TGRR,
Not terribly impressed by the FNG who won't shut up about the service.

I'm not allowed to work with military people anymore.  They object to my presence at the meetings, and the fact I keep obliquely making fun of them.

Then again, I don't think MoD suits who once, a long time ago (like maybe in the British invasion of Tibet) once fired a gun.  For target practice.  Against an empty can.  When no-one else was looking.  Really count.  At all.

Payne

Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:50:57 AM
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

It will probably never come to fruition though, hence me telling you about it.

Cain

Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:50:57 AM
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

Payne

I couldn't really say. I may have said too much already!

:tinfoilhat:

Dr. Paes

Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:57:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:50:57 AM
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

On that note, I'm planning a choreographed ninja battle in the center of town.
Ninja's will come down from the rooftops, battle it out in a spectacular fashion, and then vanish.

If it ever happens videos will be posted, most likely from jail.

wade

Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 05:11:51 AM
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its TROO

She made a hero like Spitzer resign office.

She would make YOU resign from life. She'd BREAK you.

you know what, she actually looks like the women I had... 

srsly.
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Captain Jack Harkness



did someone say porkchops...?
Torchwood. Outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on earth and arming the human race against the future. The 21st century is when everything changes and you gotta be ready.

Suu

Quote from: Paesior on April 25, 2008, 08:07:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:57:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 25, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 25, 2008, 07:50:57 AM
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

On that note, I'm planning a choreographed ninja battle in the center of town.
Ninja's will come down from the rooftops, battle it out in a spectacular fashion, and then vanish.

If it ever happens videos will be posted, most likely from jail.

You know Paesior, I didn't like you at first. But you've redeemed yourself like 1600x over. People like you make me almost believe there could be hope for noobs yet. Almost.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Suu! on April 25, 2008, 04:09:54 PMYou know Paesior, I didn't like you at first. But you've redeemed yourself like 1600x over. People like you make me almost believe there could be hope for noobs yet. Almost.

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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