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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Richter

That's the WOMP transport tube. 
It's been out of service for a while...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Payne

Quote from: Richter on September 11, 2008, 02:37:22 AM
That's the WOMP transport tube. 
It's been out of service for a while...

Because SOMEONE hasn't been doing their share of the tidying.

Richter

It was your turn to clean, we've been over this.
That tactical nuke was a FAVOR to get rid of the mess for you.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Payne

Quote from: Richter on September 11, 2008, 02:45:28 AM
It was your turn to clean, we've been over this.
That tactical nuke was a FAVOR to get rid of the mess for you.

I swapped my shift with you Richter.

A deal is a deal.

I'm sending you the repair bill.

Richter

Bill?  It's still borked!  :argh!:

It would have been fine if you'd let me fix it.  I had the "Big book of DIY Spacetime Anomaly Repairs" from Home Depot and everything.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Payne

Quote from: Richter on September 11, 2008, 02:58:04 AM
Bill?  It's still borked!  :argh!:

It would have been fine if you'd let me fix it.  I had the "Big book of DIY Spacetime Anomaly Repairs" from Home Depot and everything.

Right enough, you did.

But your toolbox only had a dog eared ball off used scotch tape and a broken pair of scissors. Good enough for most jobs, but not this one.

Richter

You obviously missed what I had on my toolbelt:





Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jenne

Less fight, MOAR WOMP!

The masses implore--nay! DEMAND it of you!

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Is that a quabala tessaract?


:fap:

Richter

Oh you SKOON folks...you always appreciate the best esoterica!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Darth Cupcake

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

Do you like your furniture?


Then no, you do not want a kitten.


LMNO
-knows why he can't have nice things.

AFK

Yep.  Our nice furniture is in the basement, away from the two cats.  We keep the shitty stuff in the living room. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.