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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Payne


saturnine

Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

when i was in 7th grade i had this crazy bible thumper friend that went on vacation and entrusted me to take care of his pet hampster, to which i agreed.  I was always more of a guinnea pig type kid, but what the hell, how much different could it be?  well....that little shit escaped his cage and got lost, and i frantically searched for him for hours. it in fact became so frantic that i was rushing around, and in my haste failed to notice the little bugger dart out from under the couch before i stepped on him.  now, i didn't step on him full force, mind you.  i was in my socks and i only stepped on him with my big toe.  it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him, however.  I didn't tell my friend when he came back.
this picture is now karmic consequence of that ancient transgression....

Cramulus

Quote from: Iptuous on November 11, 2008, 07:57:10 PM
when i was in 7th grade i had this crazy bible thumper friend that went on vacation and entrusted me to take care of his pet hampster, to which i agreed.  I was always more of a guinnea pig type kid, but what the hell, how much different could it be?  well....that little shit escaped his cage and got lost, and i frantically searched for him for hours. it in fact became so frantic that i was rushing around, and in my haste failed to notice the little bugger dart out from under the couch before i stepped on him.  now, i didn't step on him full force, mind you.  i was in my socks and i only stepped on him with my big toe.  it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him, however.  I didn't tell my friend when he came back.
this picture is now karmic consequence of that ancient transgression....

:spittake:

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Mangrove

it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him,

The hamster wasn't called Roger, by any chance, was he?
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Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Mangrove on November 11, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
it was strong enough that poop came out both ends of him,
The hamster wasn't called Roger, by any chance, was he?
heh....if it was roger, i wouldn't have stopped with my big toe.  I would have continued till all the hatepoop was spilled out on the living room carpet.

Elder Iptuous

In case TGRR isn't following the furry thread, i would hate for him to miss being 'furried' as a naked mole rat.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.msg611477#msg611477

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on November 12, 2008, 12:19:06 AM
In case TGRR isn't following the furry thread, i would hate for him to miss being 'furried' as a naked mole rat.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.msg611477#msg611477


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