Litany Of The Mad

[Chairman Risus]

those, and this get pretty good

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=how%20it%20should%20have%20ended&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&search=Search&v=&view_type=L

though i have no idea who actually started these ones.

[Triple Zero]

Have you ever seen those super-speedy movies/books in a nutshell thingies? I think it's like "Nine Minute Movies" or something like that.

yeah rinkwork's movie-a-minute:

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

they also got a collection of really-really-really bad jokes on there somewhere (i copy/pasted the "only hugh can prevent florist friars"-pun from that place)

plus they also got book-a-minute, see what they say about the Illuminatus!Trilogy :

The Illuminati are a secret society that (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) control everything in the world (SEX DRUGS SEX) including all governments, financial institutions, and (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) intelligence agencies. No, they're not. Well, yes they are but not really. (SEX DRUGS SEX) They originated in Bavaria in 1776 (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). No, actually they go all the way back to Atlantis. No, (SEX DRUGS SEX) Atlantis never really existed. Yes it did. It's not just one society (DRUGS SEX DRUGS), it's a whole bunch of them (SEX DRUGS SEX) together. No, it's just one, and they go all the way back to Atlantis, which never (DRUGS SEX DRUGS) existed, oh yes it did. They've had an uninterrupted existence since 30,000 years ago (SEX DRUGS SEX) -- no they actually only go back as far as the 1800s (DRUGS SEX DRUGS). Fnord.

THE END

[Cain]

I remember posting that a while ago on POEE.

I'm going to have to remember that, for my expedition against the Myspace Discordians.

[Darth Cupcake]

Yes! Thank you, Trip0, that is exactly the thing I was thinking of. Some of the book-a-minute ones are amazing too (as you've established with the Illuminatus! one).