Apologetics--What a Crock of SHIT

[LMNO]

But will it make you "special"?

[Pope Lecherous]

writing all of your posts in boldfaced type will not make you special any sooner.
just saying.

You're right i should stop because you don't like it.  or i should continue so we can keep talking about how i type instead of whatever we were talking about.

[LMNO]

I think you were talking about how you're different like everyone else, and lonely.






Can we go back to talking about boldface?

[Pope Lecherous]

who wrote the original piece?

[Triple Zero]

so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.

Where's RWHN?

[Mourning Star]

LATELY I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHEN I STOPPED BEING HONEST AND STARTED ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS BEFORE I SPEAK.  I USED TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WAS ON MY MIND AND DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES.  AM I BECOMING A GREY?


ALSO, BOLDFACED CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR

FUCKING AWESOME!

[Payne]

Are you still steering though?

[AFK]

so this set of fonts walks into a bar,
says the barman, "we don't want your type in here"

They didn't care, they were one of those roamin' types anyway and just traveled down the road.

Where's RWHN?

busy.  August was the calm before the storm that is September. 

[Jenne]

BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've come to realize that I've studied in the art of apologetics and that I've been a great, big follower of such movements as "keeping the peace" and "taking one for the team."  But when it comes to groupthink, this notion is so flawed it smells of raw, stewing sewage.

You can NOT look at a movement like Discordia, Erisianism or the Subgenius Religion and expect to get comfortable with it.  And if you are, you're doing it wrong.  They're all designed to make you sit up and take notice of where the fuck you are and what the fuck you are doing.  And if it don't look right, you're expected to fix it.  Yeah, YOU, FIX IT!

So, when some asshole comes in and whines about all this chaos and how he just wants his life back where his fluffy ass was hopping along so nicely, well, he needs to be told to SHUTTHEFUCKUP and listen already!  It's not just the patience and the learning of the thing--it's the understanding, the gut-feeling, the reaching into your inner foul stench and bleaching the whole anus.

Don't expect me, ever, to be a "hand across the divide," again.  It don't work.  It won't work.  And only the foolish ever try.  NO ONE LIKES TO BE SCAMMED.  Go with the horrible tr00f--it may catch you some blowback, but in the end, it's worth it.

Cuz spending your time spreading doves only wastes energy.  Instead, give an analysis of the poo that oozes, and show them how YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, DUMBASS.  Just accept it's there and do what comes naturally afterwards.

Which would you rather be known for, anyway?  Those who put the tree-scented freshener on the rear-view mirror of the shit-filled car?
 
Or the driver of said car?  Who is driving car?

How the fuck did I miss this?  This is GENIUS!

[Jenne]

Aw thanks. *blushes*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Aw thanks. *blushes*

No sweat.  I plan to yoink that.  How do you want it credited, under the title?

That fucker is going up all over Tucson.

[Thurnez Isa]

BUMP.

Because I wrote it.  And what happened today sorta reminds me of how I came to do so.

FUCK YA!!!!!!!