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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Cramulus, August 16, 2007, 05:12:12 AM

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minuspace

If they offered to settle, is that not an expression of interest?

BadBeast

The rumours that there are Candiru breeding in the pool, are mostly untrue. However, this does not mean that pissing in the water is in any way acceptable. And the Nessies don't like it either.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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AFK

Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 18, 2011, 07:50:15 PM
Just look at this dump.  Where is the goddamned maid? 

The nessies ate her.

Careful, I think there's at least one in the bottom of the pool.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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AFK

Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

:lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Telarus

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 AM
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

:lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

:lulz:
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Payne

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 AM
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.

:lol:

I made a funny.  See loch, sounds like lock.  It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance. 

Fuckers!

It only sounds like Loch to all you un-Scottish peoples.

You filthy (clean), ignorant (erudite), savages (quite nice people when people get to know you)!!!

AFK

But, but, I took a shower this morning.  I'm zestfully clean!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Pic is too large for screen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2011, 11:03:05 PM
Pic is too large for screen.

No loss.  It's just some misogynist shit equating women to pigs.
Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

I didn't realize it was so big. sorry.

Actually the piece was done by a friend of mine from Philly who is female. She intended it to be humorous.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Hm. Jury's still out. At least he can be intelligible when he tries, though!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


minuspace

Soiled and swimming with the great unwashed
Runs through all thought disparity together
With not knowing Nothing intelligibly sloshed
Her better half just talking about the weather
:horrormirth:

Cramulus



We burned down the Open Bar, so the Scrid's been kind of restless. He's got nothing to do! He's just been floating around drinking Tequilla Mockingbirds.

So we're giving him a job by the pool. He's very excited about that.




See? Excited.

What will he be doing by the pool, you ask?

He serves drinks.







he hangs out with Larry King







And (not many people know this) he is a licensed psychotherapist.




So Welcome the Scrid to the Pool on the Roof. He's very happy to be here!