Author Topic: The Roof  (Read 110680 times)

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #315 on: May 11, 2015, 04:00:22 am »
Wow.

It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.

Have people actually managed to swim in this?

I heard that Richter swam in it once, and accidentally sharpened it while he was at it.

He used ECH as a strop.  :cry:
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #316 on: October 20, 2015, 08:15:14 am »
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #317 on: October 23, 2015, 05:11:58 am »
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
I was always the one who realized it was a joke right away, but spent hours going from teacher to teacher anyways because my time doesn't matter and im good at playing the idiot.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #318 on: January 05, 2018, 05:05:34 am »
For us it was in the basement where the pool table was.
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Re: The Roof
« Reply #319 on: February 26, 2018, 12:47:45 am »
oh OK -- ding ding, round two


No.   This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJIORWj4tw

I was going to read the whole thread before posting but this was just too much! Ah for a more innocent era.

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Re: The Roof
« Reply #320 on: February 11, 2019, 03:23:57 pm »
Due to the fact that I am a creative person who has unrealistically many thoughts that I write down on paper. My recorded thoughts become articles in the future.