Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. 
That would violate every single building code known to humanity.
Yeah, I know . . . just toying with the idea of physical spaces matching personal character.
A theoretical aside: I've sat around and thought about the question, "What would other fields be like with Discordian influence?" For instance, in architecture there are Zen schools of thought, in science there is a post-modernist viewpoint, etc. What would various fields be like with Discordian influence?
In terms of architecture, I think Discordian-themed buildings would be some of the coolest places in the whole damn world. I imagine buildings/environs where the inhabitants continually add to/recreate their living space. Sort of like a high-quality-materials couch fort, but on a much larger scale.
