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Doktor Howl

Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
Molon Lube

Payne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.


LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.
Molon Lube

Payne

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 06:07:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



Hey, I had fun with that one!   :argh!::1fap:

We know. That's why it was closed, remember?

Broken and stained cola bottles < Paratroopers ripped out of the sky by an incredibly horny 'roided-up LMNO to be used as flannels for your incessant and frankly disgustingly copious emissions.

There were pictures. But they were too vile to be kept on a server even in pure binary and that's when the database got shaky.

News got out of this whole disgusting episode in rumours, small talk and fortune cookie slips of paper. The FTSE damn near crashed through to the Cellar. The President declared war on the Inuit. The atlantic mysteriously shrak by two inches, and every single lion born in the wild in Africa was white for an entire year.

Yes man. We KNOW you had fun.

Payne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.

Balls.  It was open last week.

It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.

And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:

lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.

Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.



And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.

I still catch hell for that.

The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.

I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.

No, but at least it stops bullets and knives, and only requires that a couple of midgets stop by every other month to beat the small birds and squirrels out of it.

An interesting fact gleaned from that incident is that no matter how much hair falls or is torn out, the overall mass stays the same. 

I am considering marketing it to the military as armor for light vehicles, or maybe bulletproof ghille suits.
Molon Lube

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

No one would be able to walk in the damn thing though. And if they were ever in a jungle area they'd have more to fear from horny gorillas than guerrillas.

/shot for pun.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

minuspace

requesting cue-tip repair kit...

BadBeast

Quote from: TRSD on October 18, 2010, 12:09:29 PM
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Someone chored the last one. You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

minuspace

#252
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
forgot where the driveway is...]

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

Quote from: LuciferX on October 20, 2010, 09:14:40 PM
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
forgot where the driveway is...]
Well, try harder. We're deep ending on this.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4