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Started by Suu, August 17, 2007, 06:26:04 PM

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Triple Zero

#30
August 19, 2007, 05:40:06 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on August 19, 2007, 04:52:51 PMYou Cold meat and cheese for breakfast sickens me.

fixt for indisputable troof

which part of the word indisputable did you not get btw? ;-)
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#31
August 19, 2007, 06:14:07 PM
 :tgrr:
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6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Triple Zero

#32
August 19, 2007, 06:24:55 PM
FUCK YOU MY PET ANRGY KILLER TOMATO DIED OF SMOKING WITH A PARTY HAT ON!
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#33
August 19, 2007, 06:27:16 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 19, 2007, 06:24:55 PM
FUCK YOU MY PET ANRGY KILLER TOMATO DIED OF SMOKING WITH A PARTY HAT ON!

NO FUCK YOU YOUR PET ANGRY KILLER TOMATO ATE MY ZUCCINI!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Triple Zero

#34
August 19, 2007, 06:37:44 PM
mmmmmmmm zuccini
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#35
August 19, 2007, 10:48:55 PM
Indeed.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Darth Cupcake

#36
August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM
This fread made me lol. :D

Trip0, do get nutella! It's delicious. It's chocolate and hazelnut spread. I used to spread it on a slab of baguette for breakfast in Paris.

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!
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Richter

#37
August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

Supporting farmers, industries, etc.  We make it here and it's dirt cheap.

america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.
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Darth Cupcake

#38
August 20, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

Supporting farmers, industries, etc.  We make it here and it's dirt cheap.

america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.


Can't I support farmers by eating fruits and vegetables and REAL meat, instead of processed crap?

Eating Doritos is not really supporting farmers, at least not in my book.

I'm sure it somehow is, but I refuse to believe it.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Suu

#39
August 20, 2007, 04:01:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

Supporting farmers, industries, etc.  We make it here and it's dirt cheap.

america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.


:potd:
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#40
August 20, 2007, 06:02:32 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 20, 2007, 04:01:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

Supporting farmers, industries, etc.  We make it here and it's dirt cheap.

america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.


:potd:

And many people sodomize it all night long.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Triple Zero

#41
August 20, 2007, 07:57:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM
This fread made me lol. :D

Trip0, do get nutella! It's delicious. It's chocolate and hazelnut spread. I used to spread it on a slab of baguette for breakfast in Paris.

i know what it is :) i used to eat it all the time when i was young. i always wondered about the hazelnut though, i mean there is a picture of a hazelnut on the jar, but really it just tastes like chocolate to me .. i'll check the ingredients then :)

QuoteThat is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

we got a lot of sugar in things here as well. although 90% is rather excessive.

heh, you know how there's laws against calling certain food certain names if they ingredients don't have the right percentage of whatever?

a lot of supermarkets sell "jam" that contains more fruit and less sugar, but they have to call it "extra-jam" because it doesn't have enough sugar to be called proper jam lol :)
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#42
August 20, 2007, 08:01:56 PM
The hazelnut flavor is faint (but I prefer it that way as I don't like most nuts). If you take a lick of nutella and then a lick of straight chocolate, you'll be able to tell the difference.

As for the "extra-jam"--that's hilarious! :lol:
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PeregrineBF

#43
August 23, 2007, 05:18:24 AM
Cold steak can be good. Like, roast beef. I've never tried to make steak sherbet, but now I'm strangely interested.
And I'd prefer a pure hazelnut spread to nutella as I don't like chocolate. Hazelnut butter = win though.

And High Fructose Corn Syrup is not sugar. Real sugar, from sugar cane, is tariffed very, very heavily. It's not profitable to use it in foods in the US. So everyone uses HFCS instead. I live in southern California, so I can get Mexican Coke sometimes, that's made with actual sugar. Much better than the American HFCS crap.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
December 10, 2007, 11:17:34 PM
I need to get my friend in here, makes things out of pork that are fucking unbelievable. I mean people actually refuse to believe that he made it until they taste it, because he makes things like ham rice-crispie treats and bacon brittle.

Here is my pork roast recipe reposted from the Richard Nixon thread:

Pork shoulder is different from other cuts because of the way the fat and flesh are so peculiarly layered, like meat filo. It makes the best roast, hands-down. I like to braise it in boiling water with salt and curry before drenching it in bourbon and cracked pepper, and slow-roasting it at 275 in a covered cast-iron pan with onions and potatoes. Check it halfway through roasting and dump a cup of beer on it. Add BBQ sauce or don't, either way it's nirvana in your mouth.
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