What One Can Do With a Small, Stolen Disco Ball

[Pope Mome Apocrypha]

Happy late Discoflux One and All, Fairest and Fallen. Any fun ideas on what to do with a small, handheld, stolen disco ball? You may consider this a thought experiment if you like, but its really I have a small, stolen disco ball, and nothing to do with it.

[Doktor Howl]

Somewhere, Abba fans are crying.   

[Faust]

Use it as a shitty dyson sphere?

[chaotic neutral observer]

Hollow it out (if necessary), then fill it with nitroglycerin?