Suu's Thread-Jack

[Suu]

Oh the float is going to fucking win EVERY SINGLE AWARD during the Pride Parade on Saturday. I guarantee it.

D-Cup! Come down and go to Pride with me! We can hit on all the gay guys together and you can pretend to me my girlfriend!

[Darth Cupcake]

It's Saturday?

I will be in Montreal. I would've loved to come down otherwise

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Needle-breakage makes me want to scream and throw and cry. Fucking needles.

I have to take my machine in to the shop, the dogs aren't gripping the way they're supposed to and I don't know what's wrong. Also, something is wrong with my serger, and has been for a long time.

[Suu]

I don't know if it's the dogs or the needle not linging up with the plate but OMFG sometimes I want to toss my machine out. 

I think I've gotten how to fix it down to a science now though.

[Darth Cupcake]

Tell Mr. Suu that you will continue to throw things at him and refuse to move until he provides you with a super duper heavy duty sewing machine.

[Suu]

Tell Mr. Suu that you will continue to throw things at him and refuse to move until he provides you with a super duper heavy duty sewing machine.

He offered actually...Until he saw the prices of what an industrial machine goes for. 

At the rate I'm going though, my Singer will be burned out by the end of the year. It's AMAZING how well my Brother is still going considering how long I've had it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a 1971 Viking Husqvarna that I've had since I was 20, and I love it, but I've never had it serviced so really if it's fucked up it's my own damn fault.

If you have a good place nearby, a used industrial machine might be a good way to go.

[Darth Cupcake]

I have a 1971 Viking Husqvarna that I've had since I was 20, and I love it, but I've never had it serviced so really if it's fucked up it's my own damn fault.

If you have a good place nearby, a used industrial machine might be a good way to go.

The combination of VIKING and a SHIT TON OF CONSONANTS is what keeps your sewing machine going strong. That's a nigh unstoppable force right there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a 1971 Viking Husqvarna that I've had since I was 20, and I love it, but I've never had it serviced so really if it's fucked up it's my own damn fault.

If you have a good place nearby, a used industrial machine might be a good way to go.

The combination of VIKING and a SHIT TON OF CONSONANTS is what keeps your sewing machine going strong. That's a nigh unstoppable force right there.

[Richter]

I have a 1971 Viking Husqvarna that I've had since I was 20, and I love it, but I've never had it serviced so really if it's fucked up it's my own damn fault.

If you have a good place nearby, a used industrial machine might be a good way to go.

The combination of VIKING and a SHIT TON OF CONSONANTS is what keeps your sewing machine going strong. That's a nigh unstoppable force right there.

I have the mental image of a weaponized sewing machine /  chainsaw hybrid. 
Somehow this makes sense to me.

[Suu]

I have a 1971 Viking Husqvarna that I've had since I was 20, and I love it, but I've never had it serviced so really if it's fucked up it's my own damn fault.

If you have a good place nearby, a used industrial machine might be a good way to go.

The combination of VIKING and a SHIT TON OF CONSONANTS is what keeps your sewing machine going strong. That's a nigh unstoppable force right there.

I have the mental image of a weaponized sewing machine /  chainsaw hybrid. 
Somehow this makes sense to me.

I need one of these, immediately. Mr. Suu would probably disagree.

[Richter]

I'm going to need a 1920's vintage "Singer" (pref. a pedal - driven model), a Husquvarna chainsaw, and a machine shop.

[Darth Cupcake]

I am going to need a safe space to duck and hide, but with a good view.

This sounds simultaneously terrible and BRILLIANT all at once.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh man, the bigger and heavier the machine

the more damage it does when you throw it.

[Suu]

I've only thrown the bobbin casing tonight...and I'm almost done.