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If Suu were to publish a book...

Started by Suu, August 29, 2007, 05:18:53 PM

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Would you buy it?

Yes! Even if it sucks!
3 (18.8%)
Fuck no! Especially if it sucks!
1 (6.3%)
What's it about first?
3 (18.8%)
Can I have it autographed?
1 (6.3%)
Pork shoulder.
8 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

I want to answer 1, 4, and 5 simultaneously.


But I can't, so I just said "pork shoulder".



LMNO
-predictable.

Darth Cupcake

I second what LMNO said. Except I went with 1. Because I feel like 4 and 5 are really just sub-answers to 1. :wink:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cramulus

is there going to be any full frontal nudity or jive talking robots?

Thurnez Isa

I said yes
but i would really like to know what kind of book it is... if it is in a genre, which one?
am I in it?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cramulus

If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn

thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

LMNO

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2007, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn

thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr


My what?












LOL, literacy ruined.

Cramulus

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2007, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
If TI is in it I'm not buying it, except perhaps to burn

thats it
im going to write a book where your in prison forced to have sex with Roseanne Barr

Fine but I'm writing a book in which you fall in love with a flying donkey WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE A BOY-DONKEY

AFK

I'm going to write a book in which Rick Astley gets stranded somewhere and a lot of awful shit happens to him.  Of course, no publisher in their right mind will buy the manuscript, so I will resort to a life of crime and drunkenness. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 29, 2007, 05:26:28 PM
is there going to be any full frontal nudity or jive talking robots?

Full frontal nudity in both manuscripts, robots in one of them.

I will throw some more info up here after lunchness.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Here's the more info:


My longest running, evil, driving me up the fucking wall manuscript is a sci-fi. Working title: Radical Empire.

My in-the-process-of-being-outlined/researched/great American novel is a period comedy based on my SCA Persona. Working Title: Renaissance Girl...


Discuss.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Post the sci-fi.  We shall lovingly mock it.

Cramulus