LEAVE YOUR LOUD FUCKING OFFSPRING @ HOME!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

PS: I'd never let the government oversee a eugenics program.  That's something only Fox News could do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PS: I'd never let the government oversee a eugenics program.  That's something only Fox News could do.

They're already doing it.

[Suu]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

That's a small price to pay, for Mourning Star to get a meal in absolute silence.

Stop hating America.

[Payne]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

That's a small price to pay, for Mourning Star to get a meal in absolute silence. AND GETTING LAID AFTER'ARDS

Stop hating America.

Fixed

[Suu]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

That's a small price to pay, for Mourning Star to get a meal in absolute silence.

Stop hating America.

Are you kidding? My parents used to threaten to just offer us to the state if we acted up.

"Well, since we can't spank you, we'll just give you to HRS and save some time."


...Holy shit. Solutions to life's problems, ITT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

That's a small price to pay, for Mourning Star to get a meal in absolute silence. AND GETTING LAID AFTER'ARDS

Stop hating America.

Fixed

Meh.  I have a feeling he couldn't get laid in a morgue.

Showing how much he hates kids probably didn't help his case.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Babies cry. It's good for the lungs.


...3-7 year olds should be chained to their chairs in the event a hostess sees a sign of trashtacular parenting.

In all seriousness though, if my siblings or I ever acted up in a restaurant, my parents would have taken us out to the car, spanked us, waited for us to stop crying, then brought us back in. Luckily, that didn't happen too often. We got the, "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" speech, and that was the end of that.

But alas, you can do that that anymore, you'll have social services beating your door down for the kids the same day. It's the fucking fear of getting your kids taken away now that stops parents from doing their jobs imo.

LOL i got the same speech.
My favorite thing to do when my son acted up was to say "don't make me spank you in front of all these people" (kinda gives the public a warning that you're pissed and about to snap)
miraculously it worked and you could almost hear all the mothers go "yessssss"
so i wouldn't even have to spank

[AFK]

I'm not a big fan of spanking myself.  I was spanked as a child but, for me, it didn't have the effect my parents wanted.  I already knew when I did something wrong, and I knew it upset and disappointed my parents.  The spanking didn't reinforce that.

We don't do it in my household either.  Although, honestly I don't think I really have to.  I've found ways to be creative to punish my daughter when she misbehaves.  Or if I want her to do something that she doesn't want to do, like picking up, etc., But, that's just us.  To each their own, etc., etc.,

[LMNO]

Um... Dude.  It was an APPLEBEES.

First off, if you take a date to Applebees, you're lucky to get a disinterested handjob in the car afterwards.

Second, it's not like you were at the Four Seasons.  You're at a place where the menu items have words like "fiesta" and "mega-platter" in them; where they still use the word "oriental" to describe a salad; where "all you can eat" is used as an marketing tactic.

[AFK]

True Story:

My first date with my now wife involved dinner at Applebee's.

And yup, I got none.  She did take me back to her apartment, but only to meet her 4 guinea pigs. 

[Triple Zero]

awwwwww cute




but waitaminute, so

"wanna get back to my appartment and meet my guinea pigs?"

actually means

"wanna get back to my appartment and meet my guinea pigs?"

damn

when will i ever learn to understand women ..

[AFK]

Actually, I knew about the guinea pigs before when we talked on the phone.  I have to admit, one of my first thougths was, "OMG, she's a guinea pig lady."  You know, instead of a Cat Lady.  But they were pretty entertaining I have to admit. 

I have since learned that she pretty much wanted to get it on from day one but she was worried about looking too forward and eager. 

[Darth Cupcake]

when will i ever learn to understand women ..

Nevar!!

We are enigmas shrouded in mystery wrapped in confusion and topped with a sauce of uncertainty.

It's part of our allure, or something. ;D

[Triple Zero]

We are enigmas shrouded in mystery wrapped in confusion and topped with a sauce of uncertainty.

women should be topped with chocolate sauce. not uncertainty sauce.

when will you ever learn to understand men?!! :-D

Actually, I knew about the guinea pigs before when we talked on the phone.  I have to admit, one of my first thougths was, "OMG, she's a guinea pig lady."

aye, i know a "guinea pig lady". looks cute, but still a guinea pig lady.