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Started by Lies, October 25, 2007, 08:55:28 AM

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October 25, 2007, 08:55:28 AM
QuoteThere's this one scene in a Simpson's episode that I've always loved. It features Snake, the stereotypical criminal, in the exercise yard at a minimum security prison. Homer drives by in Snake's old sports-car, which he bought at a police auction, and which he's now abusing quite badly. Hearing this, Snake decides to escape and rescue his car. He walks to the gate, and opens it and walks out. It's unlocked. All it has was a sign that says "NO ESCAPING PLEASE" on it. Snake exclaims: "Screw the honor system! My car needs me!" and runs off. Kearney, who is working out nearby in the exercise yard sees this and yells out: "Hey, you're ruining it for the rest of us!"
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the minimum security black iron prison
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#1
October 25, 2007, 01:32:08 PM
That is pretty damn cool.

Lies

#2
October 25, 2007, 05:52:07 PM
Think it should be added to BIP perhaps?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#3
October 25, 2007, 05:52:44 PM
do you mean the wiki? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#4
October 25, 2007, 06:25:39 PM
Well, the wiki and whatever version of BIP pops up next.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#5
October 25, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
The Wiki is down, I think, along with everything else accessible via the front page of POEE (hackers again).

Also, we really need to research some decent mindfucks and stuff for the Wiki too.

AFK

#6
October 25, 2007, 07:55:24 PM
It is still up, just no link to it from POEE.  However you can get to it by pointing your browser to www.blackironprison.com

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#7
October 25, 2007, 08:20:12 PM
Can we yank a you tube clip of that scene to embed in the BIP wiki?

Cain

#8
October 25, 2007, 08:28:27 PM
You find it and I can embed it.  I can even rip and rehost, if you want.

LMNO

#9
October 25, 2007, 08:30:47 PM
ME!?  DO WORK!?

:argh!:

That One Guy

#10
October 25, 2007, 09:23:23 PM
I looked around various places, but finding Simpsons videos (at least finding them for more than a few hours before they get yanked) is pretty hard what with Fox going after them pretty hard.

The episode is "Reality Bites" from Season 9 if you know anyone that has the DVDs of that particular season and can be convinced to rip it. Be warned that any unlicensed posting of Simpsons stuff tends to be chased down rather fast by Fox.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

AFK

#11
October 25, 2007, 09:43:58 PM
Just when you think you can find it all on the intertubes.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

That One Guy

#12
October 25, 2007, 09:46:14 PM
Well, it's there. It just doesn't STAY there. You're actually more likely to find a spanish-language version kicking around due to some legal loophole that makes them have to get that distributor to initiate the removal rather than Fox.

Just keep trying - it'll probably pop up for a few hours sometime soon  :mrgreen:
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

guest7654

#13
October 29, 2007, 03:48:49 AM
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