I AM THE TONGAN

[Chef]

I've broke your jaw
Time after time
I've mangled sentences
But committed no crime
And bad sports mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of salsa
barfed in my face
But I've come through
And I need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I've knocked out your teef
And given you a baggie
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it

I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no Supercuts 'do
I consider it a challenge before the whole opie race
That i never lose
And i need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

Profuse apologies to Freddie Mercury

[Horab Fibslager]

cept that one time a few months ago lol. :P

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Goddamn fucking savages always wanna step.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Bump.

[Cain]

Not really Chef, lacks caps.

[the dreadful hours]

a rally song if i ever heard one