Author Topic: Washington DC Metro Discordians  (Read 9020 times)

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Washington DC Metro Discordians
« on: November 20, 2007, 10:56:13 am »
I've recently moved to the DC area.  Any of you freaks want to get together?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

LMNO

  • Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 62824
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 12:38:40 pm »
I used to have a bunch of friends down there, back in "the day".


Sadly, dusk was a long time ago.  You might find some like-minded people at the Black Cat near Georgetown.  Or the Fireplace in Dupont Circle.

Thelaughingman421

  • Pseudo-renegade
  • Known
  • *
  • Posts: 16
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 05:29:20 am »
I live in VA, only a few hours from DC. I could probably get Lumpy with me, though i make no promises, cause they always end up being a cabbage in disquise...
Use in open areas as fumes may be harmful....

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 02:28:07 am »
*ahem* like I said...any of you freaks want to get together.  Just send me a pic first so I know you aren't a perv.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

the last yatto

  • really did
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6839
  • Weeeeeeeeee
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 02:31:33 am »
isn't asking for pics automatically make you a perv?

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

  • really did
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6839
  • Weeeeeeeeee
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 03:39:54 am »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 12:32:53 am »
isn't asking for pics automatically make you a perv?



I see my humor is too subtle and smooth.  Perhaps I shall make a dick and fart joke instead.  Damn!  Dick and fart jokes probably make me a perv as well.

I'm going back to the boob thread.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 12:33:33 am »
also DIA>?
http://www.dia.mil/

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 30416
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 04:03:05 pm »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 09:28:08 pm »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.

Damn, you have found me out.  Time to commit Hara Kiri or Sepeku or Hyundai or whatever it is called.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Horrible Bastard
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 90457
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 11:34:17 pm »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.

Damn, you have found me out.  Time to commit Hara Kiri or Sepeku or Hyundai or whatever it is called.

The Commander
DIA

Holy fuck.  Where the hell have you been?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. Asshat

  • I am an incurable
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 111
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2009, 08:10:53 am »
metro?
my email address is masterrichiep@gmail.com

The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 07:54:03 pm »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.

Damn, you have found me out.  Time to commit Hara Kiri or Sepeku or Hyundai or whatever it is called.

The Commander
DIA

Holy fuck.  Where the hell have you been?

Avoiding you.  The last time we met it scarred me permenantly.  I think I might have PTSD.  Is there a shot for that?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

  • v=1/3πr2h
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 77698
  • The sky tastes like red exuberance.
    • View Profile
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2009, 12:18:18 am »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.

Damn, you have found me out.  Time to commit Hara Kiri or Sepeku or Hyundai or whatever it is called.

The Commander
DIA

Holy fuck.  Where the hell have you been?

Avoiding you.  The last time we met it scarred me permenantly.  I think I might have PTSD.  Is there a shot for that?

The Commander
DIA

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


The Commander

  • The Commander
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 1000
  • All agents should pass me the ketchup.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecommanderdia/
Re: Washington DC Metro Discordians
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2009, 05:13:16 pm »
thing is, we already KNOW you won't want to meet anyone who ISN'T a perv.

ECH,
wouldn't go to DC on a bet though.

Damn, you have found me out.  Time to commit Hara Kiri or Sepeku or Hyundai or whatever it is called.

The Commander
DIA

Holy fuck.  Where the hell have you been?

Avoiding you.  The last time we met it scarred me permenantly.  I think I might have PTSD.  Is there a shot for that?

The Commander
DIA



I appreciate the sentiment, but Alcohol makes my brain itch.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency