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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Slarti, February 06, 2004, 03:25:50 PM

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Guido Finucci

#15
February 13, 2004, 06:20:52 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCas long as you don't kill kittens, the gods can masturbate.

Quote from: Lord MelchettAs private parts to the Gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#16
February 13, 2004, 06:25:03 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCas long as you don't kill kittens, the gods can masturbate.

Quote from: Lord MelchettAs private parts to the Gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

Ahem....*assumes Discordian Pope pulpit*

As long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

*sinks the pulpit*

I sank the pulpit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Guido Finucci

#17
February 13, 2004, 06:28:36 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAs long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#18
February 13, 2004, 06:29:40 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAs long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

Ask Eris, She knows...but sometimes She will tell you.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rev Thwack

#19
February 16, 2004, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAs long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

Ask Eris, She knows...but sometimes She will tell you.


Yes, but unfortunatly that sometimes can be when she is wearing a strap-on and the telling you can be by here instructing you to drop your pants and bend over the couch. I'm going to go look for ice now.
My balls itch...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#20
February 17, 2004, 03:58:19 AM
Ouch!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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