you people make me sick

[East Coast Hustle]

the level of culinary depravity and/or ineptitude on this board makes me a sad panda.

do not be surprised if at some point everyone but myself and LMNO are restricted from posting in this subforum.

[Cramulus]

thank gawdess you guys are here

because I can't figure out where to put the oil

where do I put it, ECH? Do I put it in the pasta water?

[Cramulus]

[Cain]

I dont need to know how to cook.  I just pay people who claim to know what they are doing, its so much easier.

God I love disposable income.

[East Coast Hustle]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I can cook.
I cook very well. 

[East Coast Hustle]

for dinner tonight, I'm broiling some fresh local oysters with an arugula/creme fraiche puree and a champagne sabayon.

whatchoo got?

[Cain]

Red bull, microwave lasagne and a heart attack in the making.

[East Coast Hustle]

Red bull, microwave lasagne and a heart attack in the making.

yeah, in reality that's been much like my diet ever since I've been thrust back into semi-bachelorhood.

after all, what's the point in having mad skills if you can't ignore them in favor of getting drunk and microwaving something?

[Triple Zero]

the level of culinary depravity and/or ineptitude on this board makes me a sad panda.

please give some examples, so people having posted in this board can have an idea whether they should feel addressed by your complaints.

i like to think of myself as a pretty good cook, of course not to the level as someone like you doing it professionally. so if you think any of my postings here are culinary depravity (and not intended as such, like the toothpasta al dente story), i'd love to hear about it, really.

[Cain]

Red bull, microwave lasagne and a heart attack in the making.

yeah, in reality that's been much like my diet ever since I've been thrust back into semi-bachelorhood.

after all, what's the point in having mad skills if you can't ignore them in favor of getting drunk and microwaving something?

I actually haven't been drunk since Halloween.  Haven't had a single drink, in fact.

This weekend, I am going to buy a ton Innis and Gunn, I think.

[AFK]

perhaps some of us are trying to kill our stomachs
because the world is so dark and awful
that we wish to starve ourselves as our souls starve
aaaarrrggghhhhh!   

[Triple Zero]

perhaps some of us are trying to kill our stomachs
because the world is so dark and awful
that we wish to starve ourselves as our souls starve
aaaarrrggghhhhh!   

get back to the goth poetry board, you.

[AFK]

Aargh, the forums be cross pollinatin.

[Darth Cupcake]

Not unlike Mainers and Quebecois!

Next thing we know, someone will experiment with making "fusion cuisine" and posting about it. Much like Maine, it will probably leave people cold and dead inside.