Zen/Discord/Zen Discordianism

[EvilPoet]

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[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

-Flesh Eaters for Veganism
"Tasty sauces are our business!"
-R. Motto, Saucee Food Co.

"Meditation is food for the mind; meditation
time is suppertime for the mind and sleeping
is no good at suppertime." -Geshe-la

"Sleeping minds make good snacks for Tibetan monks."
-Tenzin Gyatso (HH Dalai Lama; the secret tantras)

"The mind is a terrible thing to taste."
-Some pseudo-Industrial group

[Horab Fibslager]

never meditate in the middle of a deathmatch
-borther 1337 h4x0r

the management is not repsonisble for lost or stolen articles
-writing on the wall.

[EvilPoet]

An ancient master said, "When you boil rice, know
that the water is your own life." -Essential Zen

[Trollax]

The missing link between Zen and Discord?????

"Things are not as they seem
Nor are they otherwise"
~Sensei Ogui~

[archPope Rocket P Llama]

Things are not what they seem.
Nor are they otherwise.
Nor are they amply endowed with the tits of veracity.

[EvilPoet]

"Things are not what they seem; nor are they otherwise. Realize it. Make it yours. Don't waste your time and energy. Your daily experiences are very important. View them as your practice or shugyo. Shugyo literally means to accomplish your life. Do not ignore whatever happens in your life. Each of us has life circumstances. Each of our lives are different. But one aspect of life which is true for each of us is that our life circumstances are changing. Nothing is the same day to day, even moment to moment. Does this sound scary? Do you wonder, "How can I control these changing circumstances?" You can't. Don't even try." -Sensie Ogui

"If you do not get it from yourself,
Where will you go for it?"
-Alan Watts

[Trollax]

The world is a vast temple dedicated to chaos
~Voltaire~

[EvilPoet]

"The world is an ocean of fools with a few islands of reason."
-Unknown

[EvilPoet]

"Onward, Christian soldiers,
Children of the Beast!
Kill! Kill! Kill! For Jeee-sus!
Fight till you're deceased!
PRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFT!"
-Cosmic Trigger Vol. II

[Trollax]

"Onward, Christian soldiers,
Children of the Beast!
Kill! Kill! Kill! For Jeee-sus!
Fight till you're deceased!
PRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFT!"
-Cosmic Trigger Vol. II

Who shaved Bhodidharma's beard? More importantly, what did they do with the hair!?  

[EvilPoet]

Who shaved Bhodidharma's beard? More importantly, what did they do with the hair!?

Mumon's comment: If you want to study Zen, you must study it with
your heart. When you attain realization, it must be true realization.
You yourself must have the face of the great Bodhidharma to see him.
Just one such glimpse will be enough. But if you say you met him, you
never saw him at all.

One should not discuss a dream
In front of a simpleton.
Why has Bodhidharma no beard?
What an absurd question!

[Trollax]

Who shaved Bhodidharma's beard? More importantly, what did they do with the hair!?

Mumon's comment: If you want to study Zen, you must study it with
your heart. When you attain realization, it must be true realization.
You yourself must have the face of the great Bodhidharma to see him.
Just one such glimpse will be enough. But if you say you met him, you
never saw him at all.

One should not discuss a dream
In front of a simpleton.
Why has Bodhidharma no beard?
What an absurd question!

I have never been Bodhidharma... but I have been Waku an...
and I cried too...

[Horab Fibslager]

he who attains realization, realizes there was nothign to realize.
this is the truth, all lies are fit for kings, all kings are not fit for dog meat.
if you upon walking down the path, meet another of your kind, grab the nearest stick and wack them good. perhaps idle passers by will throw you both change for the bus.

-whoelse?

[EvilPoet]

"Meeting a Zen master on the road,
Face him neither with words nor silence.
Give him an uppercut
And you will be called one who
understands Zen."

"Before I learned the art, a punch was just a punch, and a kick, just a
kick. After I learned the art, a punch was no longer a punch, a kick, no
longer a kick. Now that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch
and a kick is just a kick." -Bruce Lee