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RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

Started by AFK, July 12, 2007, 02:10:54 PM

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Nothing deserves that icon like RWHN's puns.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

AFK

Consider yourself lucky, you don't have to live with me.   :lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender queries, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies:  "You would to if you were surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

So I have this Irish friend of mine, his name is William, and he's an artisan who likes to put on charity events.  Normally, he is very successful and has raised all kinds of money, clothing, and other items for the poor people in the community.

Sounds like a really nice guy. 

Yeah, but he recently told me about this last event that was a real dud.  Didn't get any donations at all.

Hmm, what did he call it?

Will's Knotwork For Food. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.