morality

[Guido Finucci]

as long as you don't kill kittens, the gods can masturbate.

As private parts to the Gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

as long as you don't kill kittens, the gods can masturbate.

As private parts to the Gods are we; they play with us for their sport.

Ahem....*assumes Discordian Pope pulpit*

As long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

*sinks the pulpit*

I sank the pulpit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guido Finucci]

As long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

As long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

Ask Eris, She knows...but sometimes She will tell you.

[Rev Thwack]

As long as you don't kill kittens, the gods will use you for sexual purposes.

Yeah! But WHEN?!

Ask Eris, She knows...but sometimes She will tell you.

Yes, but unfortunatly that sometimes can be when she is wearing a strap-on and the telling you can be by here instructing you to drop your pants and bend over the couch. I'm going to go look for ice now.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Ouch!