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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2007, 04:32:09 pm »
We also learned they were not furries, which make excellent fuel.
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[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2007, 05:34:33 pm »
2007:  The Numbers

1401      New Members (not adjusted for spammage)
3,393     New Topics/Threads
116,092  New Posts
17         Pages of New Haikus
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2007, 05:36:31 pm »
How many new puns were made?
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2007, 05:42:08 pm »
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure I made at least 3 Gnu puns this past year. 
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2007, 05:43:41 pm »
Make that 4.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2007, 05:47:18 pm »
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure I made at least 3 Gnu puns this past year. 

Don't mean to put you in a bind, but that's a patchy pun if I ever hurd one.
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #66 on: December 21, 2007, 06:11:29 pm »
What the EFF are you talking about?  How dare you have the Audacity?

Perl before swine, let's get some AJAX and not C you later with lynx.

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Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #67 on: December 21, 2007, 06:43:54 pm »
and let's not forget the miraculous discovery of alcohol-soaked tampons - so you can get drunk at high school and leave no evidence!



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That picture is awesome.

And the alcohol-soaked tampon is still one of the stupidest things I've ever heard of. Whatever happened to the good old days of 4 or 5 years ago when a bottle of soda mixed with the alcohol of choice was all you needed? Bah. Kids these days.  :argh!:
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2007, 09:24:11 pm »
Great.  Okay, now let's kill it!  Kill it with fire!
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2007, 04:19:13 am »
2007 brought you all me, The Harbinger of a New Age(tm).

I went through several evolutions as a poster. In all I attempted to be; fairly serious, fairly prolific, a nice guy and a mediator, hate filled evangelist, user of GIMPshop, master of MSPaynt.

I probably irritated you all at some point, but have yet to actually have a knock down fight with you all. I know better.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2007, 06:05:45 am »
What the EFF are you talking about?  How dare you have the Audacity?

Perl before swine, let's get some AJAX and not C you later with lynx.

IE we need clean Windows.

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #71 on: December 25, 2007, 03:13:55 pm »
I came, I saw, I got my ass whipped by TGRR.
I lost a computer and spent more time IRL.
I'm here to say fuck you all, drug addled stoner's are discordian's too.
Also, I love you guys.
I'll be bothering you more in the new year, when I get myself set up with a new computer.
Be afraid.


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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #72 on: December 17, 2008, 02:54:40 pm »

for the end of 2008

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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #73 on: December 17, 2008, 03:08:47 pm »
2008:  Rape, Spags, and Stupid Bats From Alaska Running For VP. 

I think that pretty much sums it up. 
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Re: PD.COM 2007: The Year in Review
« Reply #74 on: December 17, 2008, 07:04:03 pm »
Don't forget creating a pention to ban, or  :?.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”