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East Coast Hustle

#60
December 25, 2007, 12:19:41 AM
Quote from: saint aini on December 24, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?

I can show you, for the fee of $300, the cost of a plane ticket, and 2 days lodging (you will need a day to practice).
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saint aini

#61
December 25, 2007, 12:21:33 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 25, 2007, 12:19:41 AM
Quote from: saint aini on December 24, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
hai guise...
How do I swallowed sword?

I can show you, for the fee of $300, the cost of a plane ticket, and 2 days lodging (you will need a day to practice).

Is this in reference to my offer to clean up the snow at some PDtard's house for a similar price?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#62
December 25, 2007, 12:47:36 AM
well, it's either that or I'm seriously offering to pimp myself, cheap.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#63
December 26, 2007, 02:50:35 PM
Wait... You're suggesting Aini will pay you $300 to throat-fuck her?



Intriguing offer, to say the least.

saint aini

#64
December 26, 2007, 03:04:24 PM
After being raped three times in my life, I'm not in a mood for sex with males unless I get to KTM/FTB.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#65
December 26, 2007, 08:57:40 PM
I've been in 3 or 4 fairly serious car wrecks, yet I do not hold that against my current vehicle, nor do I eschew vehicles in general due to the shoddyness of a few of them.

and for the record, $300 to get throat-fucked by me is cheap.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#66
December 26, 2007, 09:01:06 PM
Quote from: saint aini on December 26, 2007, 03:04:24 PM
After being raped three times in my life, I'm not in a mood for sex with males unless I get to KTM/FTB.

Stupid fucking men and their goddess damned little cocks! It only takes a couple assholes to put some fine Discordian chick like Aini off the market.


BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

saint aini

#67
December 26, 2007, 09:01:58 PM
KTM/FTB
Kill the man, fuck the body.

You're not off the market until you're off the slab.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#68
December 26, 2007, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: saint aini on December 26, 2007, 09:01:58 PM
KTM/FTB
Kill the man, fuck the body.

You're not off the market until you're off the slab.

Ah I see, Google was unable to assist me with those TLA's, so I didn't catch the drift.

In that case Aini, I know this cute little ceremonial alter... complete with drainage and an Easy Mount design ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

saint aini

#69
December 27, 2007, 12:24:08 AM
Link please...

I'm happy with pretty much any table...

I bought the table I had my first piercing scene of my new career over. It's really just a nice desk, but it will do for necrophilia, which is pretty much the only way I want to interact with men sexually these days.  Too many men I meet turn out to be rapists and sex offenders.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#70
December 27, 2007, 12:59:20 AM
I'd like to point out ONE thing.

you live in DETROIT.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saint aini

#71
December 27, 2007, 03:15:40 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 27, 2007, 12:59:20 AM
I'd like to point out ONE thing.

you live in DETROIT.

TITCMRUGA
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
December 30, 2009, 05:29:06 PM
Quote from: Captain Jack Harkness on December 20, 2007, 04:23:57 PM
so I messed up which has been the trend as of late but Mrs Suu. has made me rather confused as to weather or not to be able to trust her,

And reading her mail fixed all of that.

What a schlub.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#73
December 30, 2009, 05:33:04 PM
nice bump
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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The Good Reverend Roger

#74
December 30, 2009, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 30, 2009, 05:33:04 PM
nice bump

Bored.  Nobody is posting, so I'm indulging in necromancy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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