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Merry Moosemas

Started by Cramulus, December 29, 2007, 04:42:44 PM

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Cramulus

On the TENTH day of Moosemas, my true love gave to me...

ten dogs a fucking

nine dogs a fucking

eight dogs a fucking

seven dogs a fucking

six dogs a fucking

five! fucking! dogs!

four dogs a fucking

three dogs a fucking

two dogs a fucking

AND A DOG THAT IS FUCKING ITSELF






note to self: find moosemas 2008 pix

Telarus

:spittake:

that emote has never been more appropriate after hallucinating Cram's avatar singing that Hit Single.
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Jasper

Oh my GAWD.  I laughed for a solid minute.

I am going to spread so much holiday cheer with that song.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jasper


Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cramulus

This year,

My MOOSEMAS party is scheduled for Saturday, December 17th.

It begins at about 9 or 10 AM. If anybody here wants to join us here in Tarrytown NY, you're 169% welcome. :)

This year, we're hooking up the DEEP FRYER. So if you have any food you want to fry up, bring it on!

Suu

I was thinking of having Moosemas at my place this weekend, as well, because I won't be mobile after my surgery.

I should shoot messages!
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Cramulus

BUMP because my ... shit, I think it's my seventh annual Moosemas party is this weekend.

Moosed be!

Suu

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.
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Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

Shut up, you know you like it.
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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 15, 2013, 10:23:55 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on November 15, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

:eek:

Shut up, you know you like it.

I do now. I want to know what the hottest latest dildos on the market are.

Telarus

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