Merry Moosemas

[Cramulus]

On the TENTH day of Moosemas, my true love gave to me...

ten dogs a fucking

nine dogs a fucking

eight dogs a fucking

seven dogs a fucking

six dogs a fucking

five! fucking! dogs!

four dogs a fucking

three dogs a fucking

two dogs a fucking

AND A DOG THAT IS FUCKING ITSELF






^{note to self: find moosemas 2008 pix}

[Telarus]

that emote has never been more appropriate after hallucinating Cram's avatar singing that Hit Single.

[Jasper]

Oh my GAWD.  I laughed for a solid minute.

I am going to spread so much holiday cheer with that song.

[Salty]

Spread the cheer as far as you can!
http://ifile.it/pznrv92

[Jasper]

[Rumckle]

 

[Cramulus]

This year,

My MOOSEMAS party is scheduled for Saturday, December 17th.

It begins at about 9 or 10 AM. If anybody here wants to join us here in Tarrytown NY, you're 169% welcome.

This year, we're hooking up the DEEP FRYER. So if you have any food you want to fry up, bring it on!

[Suu]

I was thinking of having Moosemas at my place this weekend, as well, because I won't be mobile after my surgery.

I should shoot messages!

[Cramulus]

BUMP because my ... shit, I think it's my seventh annual Moosemas party is this weekend.

Moosed be!

[Suu]

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

[Ben Shapiro]

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

Shut up, you know you like it.

[Suu]

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

I'm dead serious.   

[Ben Shapiro]

And here I'm only having a sex toy party tomorrow night!

DILDOMAS.

Shut up, you know you like it.

I do now. I want to know what the hottest latest dildos on the market are.

[Telarus]

MOOSEMAS SPAGS!