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Started by East Coast Hustle, August 31, 2010, 05:03:01 AM

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Cain

Just to specify, you want a soft cheese like paneer.

Not a lump of cheddar.  Just trust me on this.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Or ricotta, a little like cannoli.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rococo Modem Basilisk

I was actually planning to make it with cheddar, tbh -- it should be fine if you serve it hot.

It's a distant ancestor of lasagna, which is typically made with ricotta *and* mozzarella, so the texture should be comparable.


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I'm just glad EOC is finally exposed as being in the pocket of Big Cheese.

We all knew it.
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D351

White Trash Self-Loathing

2 parts vodka
1 part generic grape soda

Stir if you're still sober.
This is the most obscure pop culture reference I could come up with.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

This isn't a complete recipe but I've found that taco meat can benefit from the addition of a pinch of cinnamon during the preparation process
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

POPEYE SOUP:

Ingredients:
12 piece Popeye's fried chicken
1 medium onion
4 large cloves garlic
4 carrots
2 large russet potatoes
1 stick celery
1 chicken breast, roasted
Salt and pepper

Go to Popeye's chicken and buy a 12-piece. Spicy is best but if you're a lily-livered pansy-ass, mild is fine.

Eat that chicken up good.

Take all the bones and scraps and put them in a pot with about 3 quarts of water. Bring to a boil, turn down, and simmer for 6-8 hours.

Strain to remove bones, and place stock back on low heat. Chop the vegetables and add them to the stock to simmer for about 40 minutes. Add salt and pepper to taste.

While the vegetables simmer, roast the chicken breast for about 20 minutes at 400 degrees F. Let cool, then dice and add to soup. Add more salt if needed. Serve hot, with crusty bread. Add noodles if desired.



"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#52
Modified Candy Bacon Recipe because Epic Meal Time's official recipe burned the fuck out of the bacon when I tried it:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees farenheit

Cover baking pan with foil

Lay out strips of bacon on pan, leaving space between them

Cover bacon over with brown sugar

place in oven for 7-9 minutes

Remove from oven, flip bacon strips over and apply brown sugar

Place in oven for another 7-9 minutes
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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LMNO


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Quote from: LMNO on May 12, 2017, 01:10:17 PM
The fuck is fpil?

Sorry, meant to write "foil". I've corrected it now. The touchscreen keyboard on my phone is a piece of shit, but I don't dare turn on autocorrect because I use a lot of obscure words and autocorrect tends to make inappropriate corrections even if you use all normal words
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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LMNO

Dang.  I thought it was some exotic ingredient.

bpseudopod

Ingredients:
1 cup frosted shredded wheat
1 bottle of soy sauce
1 abstract, generalized kind of misery; depression or the "down" phase of bipolar disorder will do

1. Pour the frosted shredded wheat into a bowl.
2. While stirring, lightly drizzle soy sauce over the frosted shredded wheat. Continue until each piece is damp with soy sauce, but not soggy.
3. Eat straight from the bowl.

Serves one—it's not like you're going to have any company anyways. Tastes surprisingly good.

Faust

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