THE CANCER KILLING PDCOM - Blow-by-Blow Coverage of Democratic Primary Race

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I guess the duty falls to me.

ATTENTION AMERICA

BARACK OBAMA WINS. HILLARY IS EATING A SHIT SANDWICH AT THIS MOMENT.

on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee takes the cake (and probably the hookers backstage but we won't hear about that until later)

This could mean that, come November, the race for the White House will be a toss-up between:

A) A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE with a stick up his ass who thinks he's on a mission from God to rid America of "immorality."

and

B) A PROGRESSIVE BLACK MAN with a history of listening to the facts before making his decisions, and admitting he doesn't know absolutely everything.

OH GEE I WONDER WHO AMERICA WILL PICK.

fuck this, I'm moving to Switzerland.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

MEXICOOOO HERR I COME WHERE I WILL BE RICHHHH. or murdered. hehehe

(plz win black man plz)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

i would like to slather choice A in sazon and adobo and place in bbq smoker for 18hrs

choice B ......... at least it's not choice A

[GlompChomp]

Caucuses rarely determine the next president. Iowa is quite different demographically than most of the other states. Same with New Hampshire.

Sad thing is, the results have created this hilarious outbreak of Ron Paul paranoids saying the polls were rigged. Give it a week and there will be elaborate stories detailing Obama's secret lizard identity and his plans for enslaving the world. Ah, I hate politics.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

ron paul makes me want to kill babies and cows and buckets and everything.

[Richter]

on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee takes the cake (and probably the hookers backstage but we won't hear about that until later)

Please to be noting what this year has taught us.
The cake is a lie.

[hunter s.durden]

I guess the duty falls to me.

ATTENTION AMERICA

BARACK OBAMA WINS. HILLARY IS EATING A SHIT SANDWICH AT THIS MOMENT.

on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee takes the cake (and probably the hookers backstage but we won't hear about that until later)

This could mean that, come November, the race for the White House will be a toss-up between:

A) A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE with a stick up his ass who thinks he's on a mission from God to rid America of "immorality."

and

B) A PROGRESSIVE BLACK MAN with a history of listening to the facts before making his decisions, and admitting he doesn't know absolutely everything.

OH GEE I WONDER WHO AMERICA WILL PICK.

fuck this, I'm moving to Switzerland.

Go blow Sean Penn and Michael Moore.

[Cain]

HUCKABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So, where did Ron Paul and Dennis Kunicichicchcichcichcih end up? Is it lolworthy to find out?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

rp got 10% which is technically more than he should have got, but still not enough to count for anything.

[AFK]

Who won the Iowa caucases for the Dems in 04?  I don't remember but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Kerry.  I seem to recall it being Howard Dean.

New Hampshire will be interesting.  The voters there are more secular.  I think Huckabee will have a rough shot at winning there.  It'll probably be between Romney and McCain.  Romney has an advantage being a former Gov of neighboring Mass.  McCain has an advantage in that he won New Hampshire the last time he ran.  

On the Dems side.  I expect Hillary will probably do better but the win in Iowa may sway some undecideds in New Hampshire who let the Teevee make their decisions for them.  

[AFK]

HUCKABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So, where did Ron Paul and Dennis Kunicichicchcichcichcih end up? Is it lolworthy to find out?

I read something somewhere that Kucinich told his supporters that if he didn't get enough votes in the first round that they should caucus for Edwards. 

[Cain]

Sad thing is, the results have created this hilarious outbreak of Ron Paul paranoids saying the polls were rigged. Give it a week and there will be elaborate stories detailing Obama's secret lizard identity and his plans for enslaving the world. Ah, I hate politics.

Already happened.  As soon as Obama came on the scene and seemed to be challenging the usual Democratic consensus from a left wing direction, they found out he was a member on the Council on Foreign Relations...which as we all know is an INTEGRAL PIECE OF THE CONSPIRACY.  Not just a bunch of rather dreary wannabe academics who foolishly bought into neoliberalism, the Washington Consensus and multilateralism, THEY ARE HIDDEN GLOBALIST ELITES WHO WILL IMPOSE A SOCIALIST, SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER THROUGH THE UNITED NATIONS.

And so on and so forth.  At least lizards are somewhat imaginative.

[Cain]

rp got 10% which is technically more than he should have got, but still not enough to count for anything.

Ah, OK.

Kunicnichicnchcnichcich seems fairly sensible with that plan, has he ever considered just giving up and throwing his weight behind Edwards totally?

[AFK]

I think eventually he will, but he's gotta go through the motions first. 

[LMNO]

Gravel got nuthin', huh?