THE CANCER KILLING PDCOM - Blow-by-Blow Coverage of Democratic Primary Race

[Sir Bearington]

It is possible to have cancer in multiple places.

Anyway, to me you seem more like a minor diarrheal infection. Nasty, but not really lethal.

Oh good, you had me worried then.

[Doktor Howl]

I guess the duty falls to me.

ATTENTION AMERICA

BARACK OBAMA WINS. HILLARY IS EATING A SHIT SANDWICH AT THIS MOMENT.

on the Republican side, Mike Huckabee takes the cake (and probably the hookers backstage but we won't hear about that until later)

This could mean that, come November, the race for the White House will be a toss-up between:

A) A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE with a stick up his ass who thinks he's on a mission from God to rid America of "immorality."

and

B) A PROGRESSIVE BLACK MAN with a history of listening to the facts before making his decisions, and admitting he doesn't know absolutely everything.

OH GEE I WONDER WHO AMERICA WILL PICK.

fuck this, I'm moving to Switzerland.

Bump as proof that Vex had something nice to say about Obama once upon a time.