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Christian Funeral For an Atheist

Started by Iron Sulfide, February 07, 2008, 04:04:39 AM

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Triple Zero

lots of people that but have you ever been at a "party funeral", Khara?

i hear they're rather awkward for the people attending.
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Suu

tl:dr the whole thread...but I'm assuming that the funeral was done as a closure for the family. Nothing more.


Like previously mentioned, it's something for the living, not the dead. It's hard, it fucking SUCKS actually to have to attend one, but if it gives the family that little bit more piece of mind having a Christian procession for him, let them be.




...And let there be good food following it. Because the gods only know that my mom's stuffed mushrooms and my baked ziti saved the day following my father-in-law's funeral.
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Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2008, 06:16:08 PM


Sure, taking your life away from the people who love you is a mindfuck. So would be burning down their house, stealing their savings, killing their pets, raping them, or carving up their faces with a knife. Sociopathic assholes and child molesters mindfuck people ALL THE TIME. "Mindfuck" does not automatically equal "good", "constructive", or "enlightening" if you use it in that context.

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Also, my condolences, PF.

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