1958/9 - 2008/9

[East Coast Hustle]

Candlepin, or GTFO.

wow.

actually, we're not friends anymore.

ECH,
tenpin or GTFO

[LMNO]

I expected as much from someone who grew up outside of New England.


Wanker.

[East Coast Hustle]

Last time I rolled candlepins I actually HURT myself and couldn't walk for 3 days.

[LMNO]

Well, just because you're a total wuss doesn't mean you should blame it on the game.

[Cain]

I never played candlepin.

I am, however, a complete and utter monster at 10 pin bowling.  Give me 3 or 4 goes to get warmed up and I can start taking out pins like there is no tomorrow.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

candlepin is lame. stoopid midget balls

[East Coast Hustle]

one time I was twacked on speed and ate ten drops of good liquid LSD.

then I went bowling.

then, after a couple crappy throws in the first 2 frames, I threw NOTHING but strikes. 8 or 9 in a row, I can't remember exactly, but I couldn't miss even when I tried. I threw a ball underhand between my legs while facing the wrong way and it was a strike. Finished with a score of 253.

And, of course, everybody in the place had stopped everything they were doing to watch me. And, of course, I was completely unaware of this until I threw the last ball, then turned around to ask the guy next to me to take a look at the scorecard screen just so I had a witness and EVERYBODY was staring at me and broke out cheering. I fucking freaked, and ran out the door with my drink still in hand and the bowling shoes still on my feet.

Luckily, I knew the guy who was working that night, and he was kind enough to save not only my shoes, but the official scorecard from my amazing round.

[AFK]

Candlepin is ten pin with more balls and wood. 

The official sport of Big Gay Cowboys everywhere. 

[LMNO]

DAMN RIGHT, IT IS.

[Suu]

In my five-year of New England residency, I have yet to play candlepin/duckpin. However, it sounds like bocce ball to me.

[AFK]

I've never partaken of duckpin, though I've watched it on TV.  (they televise it in Canada)

Candlepin actually is a good Erisian sport.  I've seen all kinds of wacky action with candlepins that you don't get with ten pin.  I mean, I remember this one time I rolled the ball, it made some weird jump in the end and ended up in the adjacent lane.  I still have no idea how that happened. 

[Eve]

In my five-year of New England residency, I have yet to play candlepin/duckpin. However, it sounds like bocce ball to me.

21 years of NE residency and I still haven't played candlepin. Agreed: sounds like bocce.

[East Coast Hustle]

see LMNO?

I'm not the only New England fucktard who has no use for candlepins.

[Jasper]

I've never even heard of candlepin. 

[Chairman Risus]

I still haven't.